I bought a boat, and named it "The Unpaid Intern"
So now I tell people I have an unpaid intern-ship.
What's the difference between a normal intern and a tech intern?
One gets people coffee, and the other sends Java programs
What is sex like on the International Space Station?
What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
At international cheese school what did the teacher say to Netherland's cheese when it asked a doubt?
Have you guys seen the International space station??
Its out of this world!
How it works is above me!
Someone tried to explain it to me but it flew right above my head!
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
What do you call someone who cleans the outside of the International Space Station?
What's the international religion of economics
How do they keep astronauts warm on the International Space Station?
What do you call it when people are getting married in the International Space Station?
I just need dad joke enthusiasts to know that the International Poultry Meat Congress is held in Turkey this year.
I went to the computer shop and told them our family computer has an internal part that has stopped working
The shop assistant said, "Motherboard?"
I said, "Yeah, she can't do online shopping anymore"
The doctor said I have a lot of internal bleeding.
That's good because it's where blood is meant to be.
One my friends is studying in New Zealand and her boyfriend is studying in Canada. I told this to someone and remarked on how romantic it would be for them to date on the International date line .
People on board the International Space Station are such snobs.
They look down on everyone.
Why did the church get indicted by the internal revenue service?
For displaying false profits.
In an announcement to coincide with International Women's Day, the Church of England has announced a drive to increase the number of female vicars...
They want to decrease the gender pray gap
I attended the international dwarf toss convention this year.
It was called Yeet and greet.
What’s the internal temperature of a Tuantaun?
Did you hear about the restaurant they opened on the International Space Station?
There is zero atmosphere but the food is out of this world.
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Getting quite tired of my friends calling me a pathological liar
Being the head of the NSA during the week and captaining the International Space Station on the weekends can be very exhausting
Internal picture of the airforce's newest unmanned aircraft
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the International Space Station?
It's kind of a lame scene because there's no atmosphere. The food is out of this world, though!
I had a friend in high school who was a foreign exchange student, and he always took mine and my friend’s e-cigarettes
We called him the international juul thief
Why is your bathroom the most international part of your house?
Because you're Russian on the way there, European while you're there, and you're Finnish when you leave.
My dinner tonight consisted of the internal organs and entrails of a butchered animal.
The International Space Station isn't a good place for comedy (stolen from Colbert)
The jokes would go over everyone's head
I'm in a band named "999 megabytes".
We haven't got a gig yet.
[xPost from r/StarWars] What is the internal temperature of a tauntuan?
I learned today that Tom Brady first got to play in an NFL game because the previous quarterback suffered an injury causing internal bleeding
I suppose you could say he got to play because Drew bled so.
Coming in last place at The International Food Festival, German sausage
Judges declared it literally the wurst.
The International Room
This is my dad's favorite one. Whenever someone comes over and asks for the bathroom, he says:
Dad: you mean the international room?
Guest: uh, no the bathroom..
Dad: well you see its the international room because.. When you are going there you are Russian, when inside European, and when you walk out you are Finish..
Guest: oh god....
:D
What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
What’s the internal temperature of a TaunTaun?
What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?
What is the internal temperature of a TaunTaun?
What do you call the people who clean the outside of the international space station?
What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
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