What's the difference between a normal intern and a tech intern?
One gets people coffee, and the other sends Java programs
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I really wanted to watch the International Origami Championships tonight.
Sadly, it's only on paper view.
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︎ Jan 29 2022
In honor of May the Fourth: What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
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︎ May 04 2022
The International Space Station is going to be an Airbnb to make extra money.
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︎ May 25 2022
What is the internal body temperature of a Tonton?
Luke warm.
May the 4th be with you
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︎ May 04 2022
Where is the international sex shop festival held?
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︎ Mar 06 2022
What do you call a Hispanic woman who works on the International Space Station?
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︎ Apr 03 2022
A man orders some food at an international restaurant, but itβs difficult to chew and scratches up the inside of his mouth. He complains to the waiter that his food is painful to consume. The waiter replies:
βIβm sorry you donβt enjoy it sir. Thatβs one of our staple foods.β
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︎ Jan 22 2022
Did you hear of the medical student who overzealously showed excitement over an opportunity to partake in a non-paying beginning program assisting an internal medicine doctor through a website? Thatβs right, the student showed intense internist interning interest over the internet
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︎ Dec 10 2021
Did you hear about the international Thanksgiving?
It was the overthrow of Turkey, the downfall of Greece, and the destruction of China.
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︎ Nov 21 2021
Whatβs the internal temperature of a TawnTawn on Hoth ? (Star Wars)
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︎ Oct 08 2021
Whatβs the internal temperature of a Ton Ton?
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︎ Jul 08 2021
What do you call a cook at The International House of Pancakes?
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︎ Jul 09 2021
How do they clean the international space station
They use a vacuum cleaner
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︎ Aug 20 2021
I need your funniest dad jokes
On June first the hospital Nacional de niΓ±os (a Child hospital in my country) celebrates international joke day.
Please avoid dark humor, adult jokes and cancer jokes :(
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︎ Jun 27 2022
Did you hear about the uprising at the international space station?
it was a revolution around the whole planet.
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︎ May 18 2021
I went to the doctor and told him, "Hey Doc, I think I have internal bleeding!"
He said that's where the blood is supposed to be and charged me $2,000.
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︎ Jul 31 2021
Did you hear about the new international travel restrictions?
Theyβre a border line issue
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︎ May 27 2021
There should be an international assembly for the proper way to separate out a sentence...
The Commawealth of Nations
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︎ Jun 25 2021
Why don't the computers for the International Space Station use windows?
You shouldn't open windows on a space station
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︎ Jun 22 2021
What's the internal temperature of a taunton?
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︎ Jan 31 2021
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
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︎ Jul 27 2020
What do you call someone who cleans the outside of the International Space Station?
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︎ May 21 2020
At international cheese school what did the teacher say to Netherland's cheese when it asked a doubt?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
I just need dad joke enthusiasts to know that the International Poultry Meat Congress is held in Turkey this year.
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︎ Apr 24 2019
What's the international religion of economics
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︎ Jan 26 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant they opened on the International Space Station?
There is zero atmosphere but the food is out of this world.
Edit for grammar
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︎ Aug 08 2016
How do they keep astronauts warm on the International Space Station?
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︎ Dec 04 2019
What do you call it when people are getting married in the International Space Station?
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︎ Nov 12 2019
I went to the computer shop and told them our family computer has an internal part that has stopped working
The shop assistant said, "Motherboard?"
I said, "Yeah, she can't do online shopping anymore"
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︎ Sep 24 2019
One my friends is studying in New Zealand and her boyfriend is studying in Canada. I told this to someone and remarked on how romantic it would be for them to date on the International date line .
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︎ Jan 07 2019
People on board the International Space Station are such snobs.
They look down on everyone.
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︎ Sep 28 2018
Internal picture of the airforce's newest unmanned aircraft
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︎ Jun 11 2017
What's the internal body temperature of a Tauntaun?
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︎ May 04 2022
What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?
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︎ Apr 13 2022
What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?
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︎ Oct 15 2021
What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
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︎ Oct 07 2020
What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
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︎ Nov 04 2020
The doctor said I have a lot of internal bleeding.
That's good because it's where blood is meant to be.
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︎ Aug 09 2018
Whatβs the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
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︎ Jan 19 2018
Whatβs the internal temperature of a TaunTaun?
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︎ Jan 08 2018
What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
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