What's the difference between a normal intern and a tech intern?

One gets people coffee, and the other sends Java programs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nobadabing
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I really wanted to watch the International Origami Championships tonight.

Sadly, it's only on paper view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honda12champ
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2022
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In honor of May the Fourth: What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mooseknuckle09
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2022
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The International Space Station is going to be an Airbnb to make extra money.

They have space to rent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2022
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What is the internal body temperature of a Tonton?

Luke warm.

May the 4th be with you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoneward_504
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2022
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Where is the international sex shop festival held?

Winnipeg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eagleboy444
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2022
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What do you call a Hispanic woman who works on the International Space Station?

An Astronaut, of course!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlmostSane67
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2022
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A man orders some food at an international restaurant, but it’s difficult to chew and scratches up the inside of his mouth. He complains to the waiter that his food is painful to consume. The waiter replies:

β€œI’m sorry you don’t enjoy it sir. That’s one of our staple foods.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P1nealColada
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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Did you hear of the medical student who overzealously showed excitement over an opportunity to partake in a non-paying beginning program assisting an internal medicine doctor through a website? That’s right, the student showed intense internist interning interest over the internet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Severe_Act3521
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2021
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Did you hear about the international Thanksgiving?

It was the overthrow of Turkey, the downfall of Greece, and the destruction of China.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruthless9000
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2021
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What’s the internal temperature of a TawnTawn on Hoth ? (Star Wars)

Luke-warm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhoadsscholar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2021
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What’s the internal temperature of a Ton Ton?

Luke warm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Ad9759
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2021
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What do you call a cook at The International House of Pancakes?

A full stack developer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Glassweaver
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2021
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How do they clean the international space station

They use a vacuum cleaner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anoniempje_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2021
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I need your funniest dad jokes

On June first the hospital Nacional de niΓ±os (a Child hospital in my country) celebrates international joke day. Please avoid dark humor, adult jokes and cancer jokes :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imgodi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2022
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Did you hear about the uprising at the international space station?

it was a revolution around the whole planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IGotSkills
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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I went to the doctor and told him, "Hey Doc, I think I have internal bleeding!"

He said that's where the blood is supposed to be and charged me $2,000.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2021
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Did you hear about the new international travel restrictions?

They’re a border line issue

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πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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There should be an international assembly for the proper way to separate out a sentence...

The Commawealth of Nations

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sjmaeff
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2021
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Why don't the computers for the International Space Station use windows?

You shouldn't open windows on a space station

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2021
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What's the internal temperature of a taunton?

Lukewarm

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?

Re:LAX

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raptavis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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What do you call someone who cleans the outside of the International Space Station?

A vacuum cleaner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dinsy_Crow
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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At international cheese school what did the teacher say to Netherland's cheese when it asked a doubt?

Gouda question.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I just need dad joke enthusiasts to know that the International Poultry Meat Congress is held in Turkey this year.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhilipGlassEye
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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What's the international religion of economics

"Dowism."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dusty_marshmello
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant they opened on the International Space Station?

There is zero atmosphere but the food is out of this world.

Edit for grammar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G-Note
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2016
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How do they keep astronauts warm on the International Space Station?

Space heaters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlaterTech
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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What do you call it when people are getting married in the International Space Station?

Tying the astroknot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salmonellatuna
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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I went to the computer shop and told them our family computer has an internal part that has stopped working

The shop assistant said, "Motherboard?"

I said, "Yeah, she can't do online shopping anymore"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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One my friends is studying in New Zealand and her boyfriend is studying in Canada. I told this to someone and remarked on how romantic it would be for them to date on the International date line .
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hal_potter_seven
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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People on board the International Space Station are such snobs.

They look down on everyone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/260mg
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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Internal picture of the airforce's newest unmanned aircraft
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asmor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2017
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What's the internal body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ppardee
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2022
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What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2022
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What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke-warm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caman2006
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2021
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What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cysec
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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The doctor said I have a lot of internal bleeding.

That's good because it's where blood is meant to be.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naked_Grandma-69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rotary_13b
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2018
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What’s the internal temperature of a TaunTaun?

It’s around Lukewarm!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oldstyle21
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2018
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What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joefaux
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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