What was the yoga instructorβs response to the eviction notice?
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︎ Oct 03 2022
I gave up my job as a scuba diving instructor the first day of work.
Deep down, I realized it wasnβt for me.
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︎ Jul 23 2022
My sewing instructor is the WORST. She has no idea what she's...
...oops. Never mind. Wrong thread.
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︎ Jul 18 2022
What did the yoga instructor say when she was asked to leave the party?
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︎ May 03 2022
What did the yoga instructor say when their landlord tried to evict them? ?
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︎ May 14 2022
On the first day of my flying lessons, I looked down nervously and asked the instructor, βWhat are all these buttons for?β
He said, βThose are to keep your shirt closed.β
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︎ Oct 11 2021
What did the yoga instructor say to his dog?
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︎ Feb 15 2022
My wife was doing a yoga video on YouTube and the instructor had a heavy accent. She asked, βIs she Russian?β
I said, βNo, I think sheβs taking her time.β
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︎ Dec 03 2021
My sewing instructor just told me that Iβm the worst student she has ever seen.
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︎ Jan 02 2020
What did the yoga instructor say to his friends when they asked if he wanted to leave the party?
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︎ Dec 14 2021
I said to the gym instructor: βCan you teach me to do the splits?β
He said: βHow flexible are you?β
I said: βI canβt make Tuesdays'
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︎ Oct 07 2021
The instructor in my self defence class told me that the most effective place to kick a man is near his knees.
Personally, I think itβs nuts.
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︎ Apr 01 2019
How does the lazy karate instructor announce himself?
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︎ Sep 05 2021
what did the yoga instructor say when he didn't feel like going to work?
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︎ Nov 01 2021
What did the frenchman think about his skydiving instructor?
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I was taught by my driving instructor to hold the steering wheel at 10 & 2 o clock
At other times i would just crash.
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︎ May 14 2021
The other day my yoga instructor was drunk
It put me in quite an awkward position
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︎ May 30 2020
After an argument, my cooking instructor wants me to stew goose feathers gently below or just at the boiling point...
She wants me to simmer down!
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︎ Jul 30 2020
What did the socially distanced yoga instructor say to her students
Nama stay six feet apart from people
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︎ Aug 17 2020
I asked my skydiving instructor what I should do if my parachute doesn't work. He said when it comes to that, we'll figure it out on the fly.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center... The interviewer asked me if I can work well under pressure
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︎ Jul 13 2019
What did the yoga instructor say in response to the eviction notice?
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︎ Mar 31 2020
I don't talk to the tandem skydiving instructor any more...
because we recently had a falling out
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︎ Aug 03 2013
What did the stubborn man say when the yoga instructor tried to get hm to leave?
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︎ Apr 08 2020
Why did the guitar instructor go to prison?
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︎ Nov 29 2018
The clown and the parachute instructor
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a clown listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The clown asked, βHow am I supposed to know when IβΒΒm at 300 feet?β
βThatβs a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground.β
After pondering his answer, the clown asked, βWhat happens if thereβs no one there I know?β
https://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/the-clown-and-the-parachute-instructor/
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︎ Sep 29 2019
Why did the locksmith have a side job as a piano instructor?
He always knows the right key
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︎ Nov 08 2019
I did yoga the other day, it was so much fun when the instructor told us to leave..
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︎ May 31 2019
In a cooking class, what do you say to your instructor when you need to the dough to make pasta?
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︎ Sep 30 2018
I was kicked out of the gym for fighting with my step aerobics instructor, but I donβt care.
She isnβt my real aerobics instructor.
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︎ Jan 05 2019
I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me how to do the splits. He said βhow flexible are you?β
I said βI canβt make Tuesdaysβ
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︎ Sep 07 2021
What did the rowdy guy in the yoga class say when the instructor asked him to leave?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What did the yoga instructor say when she changed her mind about leaving?
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︎ Aug 10 2021
I said to the gym instructor, βCan you teach me to do the splits?β
He said, βHow flexible are you?β I said, βI canβt make Tuesdays.β (h/t Tim Vine)
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︎ Jul 12 2021
So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"
He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays".
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︎ Jan 13 2021
What did the yoga instructor say when their landlord tried to evict them??
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︎ May 14 2021
I said to the gym instructor βCan you teach me to do the splits?β
He said βHow flexible are you?β I said βI canβt make Tuesdaysβ
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︎ Apr 27 2021
My sewing instructor thinks Iβm the worst student she has ever seen.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
I was being disruptive in yoga class so the instructor asked me to leave
I looked at them an said
βnah...imma stayβ
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︎ Jun 22 2021
I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me how to do the splits. He said βhow flexible are you?β
I said βI canβt make Tuesdaysβ
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︎ Apr 02 2021
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor the first day I was hired.
Deep down, I realized it wasnβt for me.
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︎ Oct 12 2019
The first day of flying class, I looked down nervously and asked my instructor, βWow! What are all these buttons for?β
He said, βThey are used to keep your shirt closed.β
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︎ Nov 19 2020
On the first day of my flying lessons, I looked down nervously and asked my instructor, βWhat are all these buttons for?β
βThey are to keep your shirt done upβ he replied.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
What did the yoga instructor say when he was asked to leave the building?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
I asked my gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He said how flexible are you? I said I canβt do Fridays.
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︎ Sep 07 2019
What did the yoga instructor say to his Mom she tried to leave?
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︎ Oct 04 2019
The instructor in my self defense class told me that the most effective place to kick a man is near his knees.
Personally, I think itβs nuts
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︎ Sep 21 2019
I said to the gym instructor: βCan you teach me to do the splits?β He said: βHow flexible are you?β
I said: βI canβt make Tuesdaysβ
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︎ Apr 14 2018
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