handshakes
It was a miss-steak.
It's called Eggs, Marx, The Scot
It's going to be quite the shindig
He's not out of the woods yet
You may get in trouble for serving miners
Fjord Fiesta
Because he was a fungi
B'coz he is a fungi.
That I lost count
Me: let's have a moment of silence
No, they hunted with clothes on.
Because he’s a fun-gi
"Ah still love Vista Baby....."
Because avocado bring it.
It ensures I get a good bang for my Buck.
I'm the main stake holder.
But at the door there was a sign saying no chocolate allowed. M&M hesitates.
"Hey guys, I might skip this one. I'm a chocolate. I'll catch you guys later" Skittle and Jelly Bean protest. "Nah man, you'll be fine, you're candy on the outside. Come in with us, it'll be fun!" Says his cousin Skittle. "Yeah, if anyone has a problem with you, we'll look after you" says Jelly Bean.
M&M decides he will go in, encouraged by his friends. They all have a good time, and no one mentions anything about M&M being chocolate on the inside.
The night is going well then suddenly the front door bangs open and in walks Vick and his gang of vapour drops. The party goes quiet as Vick surveys the room. His eyes stop on M&M.
"What the fuck are you doing M&M? Can't fucking read the sign? No chocolate allowed."
"But I'm candy on the outside, it's OK, right guys?" Protests M&M weakly. Jelly Bean and Skittle back off into the shadows, leaving M&M by himself.
" I think we need to teach this smart ass chocolate a fucking lesson, let's take this outside." Says Vick.
The vapor drops grab M&M and drag him outside and start beating him up, cracking his shell through to his chocolate. The gang walk away leaving M&M barely conscious on the lawn.
The next day in hospital, Jelly Bean and Skittle come to visit their friend, feeling bad for him. "Why didn't you guys stick up for me?" Asks M&M. "Man, you know Vick, there was nothing we could do, he's fucking menthol."
I call them the morel majority.
Turns out it's a fun guy
>! Revenge of the Fifth!<
Because he’s a funghi
The punchline
Her friends saw her and asked, "Mary, what are YOU doing here??"
Mary said, "I get knocked up, but I get down again."
There wasn't mush room
The clerk said “Actually, it is due to increased inflation.”
Omelette!!!
Scooby Dubai Do
He was looking for a tight seal.
A mixer.
Futon Harpoon
When I tried to break the ice, it only made things worse.
"That's M'Shell on my back!"
I didn't know how many so I picked seven up...
Doing the mobster mash
Aw shucks
Murder in the first deergree
Nacho, nacho plan... they've gotta make a nacho plan.
Because it was a fungi
You planet.
I'm the main stake holder.
