I have fallen and I can't giddyup!
"My wife has cancer" said the horse.
History records him as the very first Centaur for Disease Control
It was a Knight-Mare.
It’s the new walk-in centaur.
The horse sadly replied ...
Alcoholism is destroying my family.
Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!
What a night mare.
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If you're out in the desert on a horse with no name, you probably have the time to come up with a name for it.
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Maybe it's the rider who has no name (and a poor sense of where to locate a subordinate clause): "I, with no name, have been through the desert on a horse."
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Or maybe it was the desert that had no name?
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What if "No-Name" was some friend who was riding with him?
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It's also possible that what he means is that maybe the horse has a name (say, Charley the Horse) but that the horse isn't FAMOUS. He's just ol' Charley the horse, not Secretariat or Trigger or one of those A-list horses with a NAME. This possibility is the saddest, though. Imagine you're the horse, out there in the frickin' DESERT, and some schmoe is making you carry his ass around--and not even for any good reason, right, he's not actually going anywhere, he's totally just taking advantage of your good nature--and all he can do is go on and on about what a nobody of a horse you are.
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Even if his name really was Charley, if that were to happen now, everyone on the Internet would start calling that poor horse "Horsey McHorseface."
“I better quit horsing around and hit the hay”
She said "You'll get a kick out of it."
It was unstable!
They were not amused when I told them that a vote had been taken on the matter, and the horses unanimously voted “Neigh!”
A night mare.
It didn't finish, it came up lame.
I guess it’s time to put him out to pastor
He’s currently in stable condition.
He didn’t want to be stalled.
Mayo, because he neighs.
When they asked for his ID, he said Nay.
and here are the unstables.
Guess he's too much of a neigh-sayer.
They're all packed and ready to go, they're at the gate now, and they're off.
EDIT: Thankyou everyone for getting me through this Friday these puns have been ridiculously on form except the one guy that tried to offer counselling advice on a joke thread 🙈
He was always looking for the most stable returns.
It was unstable
It was the first case of saddle light navigation.
Because he was feeling a bit un-stable
See, the joke is about Descartes’ famous philosophy of ‘I think, therefore I am’ but to explain that before the rest of the joke is to put Descartes before the horse.
It was lame.
Because he was Sir Cumference
The horse, not being able to understand the English language, promptly shits on the floor and leaves.
When asked if he committed the murder, he said nay.
And his horse replied "you're thor? tell me about it! thith thaddle hath been chafing all day, and you won't believe how thor my back ith!"
I think it was rodeo active
If it's alright with you, think I'll stick with cream.
"Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up!"
Because Mayo neighs
