The Hooters Puns

A list of puns related to "The Hooters"

If girls with big boobs work at The Hooters, where do the girls with only one leg work?

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👤︎ u/s1_amit
📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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Titties

So my girlfriend likes to talk in a baby voice sometimes. I don't mind it and find it fairly cute. Well she's been wanting to go get a kitten and every time she mentions is she says it as "can we go look at titties today?" Instead of kitties. Well I woke her up and in her half asleep voice she asks me

"Can we go look at titties today?"

I say "sure, we'll go to the shelter later."

And she responds "Hooters or twin peaks?"

It took me a minute but she definitely got me on this one.

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👤︎ u/Draked1
📅︎ Apr 15 2016
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