Why did the hipster drown?

He went skating on the lake before it was cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoolSharkPete
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Why did the hipster burn his lips on coffee?

He drank it before it was cool!

(My old Language Arts teacher said this.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeezoTheWeirdo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate his food before it was cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sour-snake13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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They found bones of a homisapien who lived before the ice age. Some say he was the first hipster...

since he lived on the earth before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gunjeepcigarbeer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Why didn't the hipster like his ice-cream?

It was way too vanilla.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kartenhouse
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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According to a survey, the favourite film of most hipsters is β€œRaiders of the Lost Ark”.

It’s the first Indie movie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Why wouldn't the hipster swim in the river?

It was too main stream

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Why did the pizza break the roof of the hipsters mouth.

Hit bit into it before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrikeyKillz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Lava is the hipster of the geology community

It knew how to rock before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrumSpace
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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There is a deleted scene in Lord of the Rings when Bilbo and Frodo run into a long lost hipster cousin.

Douche Baggins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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I saw a hipster doing a 5K while vaping at the same time.

In the end, he was running on fumes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Why did the hipster wear flannel in the summer?

He wore flannel before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wvchrome
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2017
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Why did the Hipster fall through the ice?

Because it wasn’t cool enough yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyGuyE
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaystibelman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he ate the pizza before it was cool 😎

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

He ate his breakfast before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katayda13
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Why did the hipster fall in the lake?

He went ice skating before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivegot_back
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He sipped his coffee before it was cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blamethedog16
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his coffee before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Who did the hipster burn his mouth

He ate the pizza before it was cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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How did the hipster burn himself?

By drinking coffee before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amphibatron
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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How did the hipster burn their tongue?

Ate their meal before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Binger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark...

...probably because it was the first Indie film.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brizzo7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Why did the hipster fall into the lake ?

He went ice skating before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekrat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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Why did the hipster drown?

He went ice skating on the pond before it was cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ducks420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Why did the hipster drown?

He went ice skating before it was cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SideOfInsanity
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Why did the hipster drown

He went ice skating on the pond before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blobty
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valdagast
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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The hipster from next door drowned.

He went ice skating before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Why did the hipster drown?

He went ice skating before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SunportEnclave
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his coffee before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bridge_view
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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why did the hipster burn his mouth

he drank the coffee before it was cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/markrulez
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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How did the Hipster burn his tongue?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RDS
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Why did the hipster burn is mouth?

Because he sipped his coffee before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucaewings27
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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How did the Hipster burn his tounge?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/user5775
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinGs5000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate his soup before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CuttingEdgeRetro
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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Why did the hipster drown?

He went ice skating on a pond before it was cool.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank coffee before it was cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdee43
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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