Why did the hipster drown?
He went skating on the lake before it was cool
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Why did the hipster burn his lips on coffee?
He drank it before it was cool!
(My old Language Arts teacher said this.)
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︎ Dec 09 2020
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate his food before it was cool
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︎ Dec 04 2020
They found bones of a homisapien who lived before the ice age. Some say he was the first hipster...
since he lived on the earth before it was cool.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Why didn't the hipster like his ice-cream?
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︎ Jun 10 2020
According to a survey, the favourite film of most hipsters is βRaiders of the Lost Arkβ.
Itβs the first Indie movie.
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︎ May 03 2020
Why wouldn't the hipster swim in the river?
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︎ Mar 23 2019
Why did the pizza break the roof of the hipsters mouth.
Hit bit into it before it was cool.
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︎ Nov 25 2019
Lava is the hipster of the geology community
It knew how to rock before it was cool.
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︎ Feb 24 2019
There is a deleted scene in Lord of the Rings when Bilbo and Frodo run into a long lost hipster cousin.
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︎ Sep 06 2019
I saw a hipster doing a 5K while vaping at the same time.
In the end, he was running on fumes.
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︎ Apr 08 2019
Why did the hipster wear flannel in the summer?
He wore flannel before it was cool.
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︎ Nov 17 2017
Why did the Hipster fall through the ice?
Because it wasnβt cool enough yet
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︎ Mar 06 2019
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate pizza before it was cool
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
Because he ate the pizza before it was cool π
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He ate his breakfast before it was cool.
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︎ May 24 2020
Why did the hipster fall in the lake?
He went ice skating before it was cool.
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︎ Mar 08 2020
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool
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︎ Feb 02 2020
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
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︎ May 02 2020
Who did the hipster burn his mouth
He ate the pizza before it was cool
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︎ Apr 29 2020
How did the hipster burn himself?
By drinking coffee before it was cool.
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︎ Feb 27 2020
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool
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︎ Feb 10 2020
How did the hipster burn their tongue?
Ate their meal before it was cool.
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︎ Jan 14 2020
Hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark...
...probably because it was the first Indie film.
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︎ Sep 19 2019
Why did the hipster fall into the lake ?
He went ice skating before it was cool.
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︎ Jan 31 2020
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
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︎ Jan 18 2020
Why did the hipster drown?
He went ice skating on the pond before it was cool
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︎ Apr 17 2018
How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Why did the hipster drown?
He went ice skating before it was cool
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︎ May 05 2019
How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Why did the hipster drown
He went ice skating on the pond before it was cool.
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︎ May 10 2019
Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
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︎ Jun 27 2019
The hipster from next door drowned.
He went ice skating before it was cool.
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︎ Sep 26 2019
Why did the hipster drown?
He went ice skating before it was cool.
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︎ Dec 03 2019
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
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︎ Apr 29 2019
How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
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︎ Nov 05 2019
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
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︎ Jul 21 2018
why did the hipster burn his mouth
he drank the coffee before it was cool
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︎ Jun 14 2019
How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
How did the Hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
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︎ Jul 12 2019
Why did the hipster burn is mouth?
Because he sipped his coffee before it was cool.
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︎ Jul 06 2018
How did the Hipster burn his tounge?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
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︎ Apr 18 2019
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
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︎ Jul 20 2019
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate his soup before it was cool.
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︎ Sep 27 2018
Why did the hipster drown?
He went ice skating on a pond before it was cool.
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︎ Feb 20 2019
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool
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