A scientific study of European Common frogs over the past 20 years has found that frogs born in 2004, 2008, 2012, 2016, and 2020 jump higher and more often than their counterparts born in other years.
It has been determined that they are leapier frogs.
A new species of deer has recently been discovered that is capable of jumping higher than the average house.
This is due to the fact that the average house can't jump.
What's the centre of higher thought on the savanna?
TIL some antelope can jump higher than the average house.
This is due to their powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.
Every time I go back to the balloon store, the prices are higher than before
I got coffee for all the higher ups at my company this morning
Because I’m a bit of a chai hard
Did you know that the average antelope can jump higher than a 2 story house?
This is due in large part to the strong, powerful hind muscles of the antelope and the fact that houses can't jump.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.
Did you know that rainfall totals measure consistently higher at airports in Spain than anywhere else in the country?
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the planes
What type of bee is lowlier than the queen, but higher status than soldiers and workers?
Preliminary discussions show that the higher-ups at Bass Pro Shops couldn't agree on whether to raise the price for fishing rods
I was wondering why the sun kept going up higher and higher...
How did the Himalayan man jump higher than mount Everest?
Well, that's easy. Mountains can't jump.
A drug addicted midget is the only thing that will always be both lower and higher than me at the same time.
Setting my heights real low on this one guys. Lol
The steaks have never been higher.
The steaks have never been higher
Why did the fungi farmer turn down the job offer at a new farm with higher pay?
There wasn't mush-room to grow there.
The steaks have never been higher.
What dog can jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Any dog, because building can’t jump.
(Heard this a long time ago can’t remember where.)
When I was 8, I'd outgrown my bike so the seat needed to be higher. Off to Dad for help!
Me : "Dad, higher my seat!"
Dad : "Okay." [points at bicycle seat] "YOU'RE HIRED!"
The price of grass fed beef is higher than grain fed beef, but you wanna know what beef is the most expensive?
Weed fed beef...
High Steaks!
Upon seeing the Wright brothers fly their aircraft higher and higher,
The newspaper reporter stated "isn't that a sight for soar eyes!"
My coworker has to drink alkaline water to prevent IC flare-ups—the higher the pH the better.
My Mexican friend has been trying hard to achieve a higher rank in the cartel but he's failing every time.
He's criminally underrated to be honest.
Did you know a chicken can fly higher than the Chrysler building?
because the Chrysler building doesn't fly
Did you hear? The unemployment rate among doritos tacos is higher than other tacos!
Apparently one in three was fired last year.
What can jump higher, the empire state building or a kangaroo
The kangaroo cause the empire state building can't jump
I heard a kangaroo can jump higher than the Empire State building.
Actually, they all can. Buildings don't jump at all.
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course it can! A building can’t jump at all!
Can a Kangaroo jump higher then the Empire State Building?
Ofcourse it can. The Empire State Building can't jump.
What animal can jump higher than the Empire State Building?
They all can; the Empire State Building can't jump!
Did you know a white-tail deer can jump higher than the average house?
This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact the average house can't jump.
A Thomson’s Gazelle can jump higher than the average house
It can do this due to its powerful hind legs, and the fact that an average house cannot jump
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Did you know that deer can jump higher than the average house?
This is due to the fact that deer have incredibly strong hind legs, and the average house can't jump.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course, the Empire State Building can’t jump.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Did you know the average mountain antelope can jump higher than a house?
This is mainly due to it's incredibly strong hind legs and the fact houses can't jump.
Did you know some gazelles can jump higher than the average house?
That's because the average house doesn't jump.
I can jump higher than the house!
Naturally the house can’t jump very high at all!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
New species of gazelle found jumps higher than the average house.
Mainly because the average house cannot jump.
TIL antelope can jump higher than the average house.
It's because of their really strong back legs. Also because houses can't jump
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