The Hamiltons Puns

A list of puns related to "The Hamiltons"

Why did Alexander Hamilton finish last in the decathlon?

He wouldn’t throw away his shot.

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👤︎ u/PatentGeek
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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Which key on the keyboard does Lewis Hamilton like to press the most ?

- F1.

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👤︎ u/Online24hours
📅︎ Apr 24 2020
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The Polar Vortex forced them to cancel tonight's performance of Hamilton in Chicago.

Once again, brrr killed Hamilton.

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👤︎ u/NatrixHasYou
📅︎ Jan 31 2019
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What did Alexander Hamilton say as the coldness of death set upon him?

Brrr.

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👤︎ u/errsta
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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The theater where we saw Hamilton was very cold.

Good thing I brought a sweater, or I would have been talking about Aaron Burrrrrrr the whole time.

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👤︎ u/BlueSunflowers4589
📅︎ Jun 30 2018
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The guy that wrote the play Hamilton. Should combine Hamlet and Hamilton into a new play called Hamleton.
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👤︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
📅︎ Mar 10 2017
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This is just a list of 50 famous people but if they were birds.
  • George Washwington
  • Leonarcrow da Vinci
  • Eagle Allen Poe
  • Harry S. Toucan
  • Teddy Dodosevelt
  • Charles Duckens
  • Octavian Owlgustus
  • Flysaac Newton
  • Benchicken Franklin
  • Gullysses S. Grant
  • Vincent Van Goose
  • John Lhawk
  • Charlecrane
  • Pengthoven
  • Nikquaila Tesla
  • Jean-Jacques Roostsseau
  • Charles Darwren
  • Rheasus Christ
  • Broodha
  • King Loony XIV
  • Nenepoleon Bonaparte
  • Mahootma Gandhi
  • Winstint Churchill
  • Genghis Swan
  • Pladove
  • Aleggsander the Great
  • Paul the Apostail
  • Lark Twain
  • Dante Aliturkey
  • Michelangswallow
  • Cardinal Marx
  • Albatross Lincoln
  • Robin E. Lee
  • Adolf Swiftler
  • Alextanager Hamilton
  • Ibis Presley
  • Ronald Raven
  • Arnestotle
  • Emuhammad
  • Sir Francis Beakon
  • Tchaikovskylark
  • Christfowler Columbus
  • Finchard Nixon
  • Henry VIII
  • Albert Einstork
  • Thomas Jayfferson
  • William Shrikespeare
  • Woodcock Wilson
  • King Chorioles I of England
  • Johann Sebastian Flock

Edit: formatting

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👤︎ u/captbodgers
📅︎ Sep 21 2014
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