The Guinness Book Of Records Puns

A list of puns related to "The Guinness Book Of Records"

My penis was in the Guinness book of world records.

Then the librarian told me to take it out.

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👤︎ u/trace826621
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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My penis was once on the Guinness book of world records

And now I'm no longer allowed in the library

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👤︎ u/dewalt6132
📅︎ Oct 25 2018
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My penis was recently in the Guinness Book of World records

At least until the Librarian caught me.

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👤︎ u/Retro-Camel420
📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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