The Greatest Gift Puns

A list of puns related to "The Greatest Gift"

I never truly saw myself as a father, until my wife gave my the greatest gift of all...

A mirror.

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👤︎ u/Maimonides_vii
📅︎ Dec 22 2018
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My brother is a great dad in training.

My brother, my roommate and I were sitting in our living room and hadn't said a thing to each other for about 2 hours.

Me: "Nobody has said anything to each other in like two hours."

Brother: "I guess we were just enjoying each other's presence, since presence is the greatest gift of all. HAHAHA."

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👤︎ u/NeilHummus
📅︎ Mar 14 2014
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