The Ghetto Puns

A list of puns related to "The Ghetto"

People think just because I grew up in the ghetto back in the 80s, I should walk around carrying a big old boom box on my shoulder.

But I refuse to go with that stereotype.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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A music project in the ghetto taught a lot of youngsters to play string instruments. The crime rate dropped significantly.

But now they have a lot of violins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arthur_Decosta
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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Why was the prince of thieves kicked out of the ghetto?

Because he was robbin' hood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unlucky_genius
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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Embarrased my 15yo daughter today at McDs

Ordered a cafe mocha at a ghetto McDs. African American "Barrista" asks me "you want the chocolate drizzle?"

I replied: "drizzle my nizzle" in the most white snoop dogg voice i could muster.

Barrista laughed. Daughter shrank. I then held my head high for the rest of the day. F'n proud was I.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thegogetter222
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2014
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4 hours into our road trip

Dad: "Oh look, we're entering the French Ghetto" Me: looks up and sees sign for town called LeCompton Many Groans were had

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oc0119
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2014
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What do you call an edgy Italian neighbourhood?

The Spa-Ghetto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lieghannsheriden
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2016
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Got hit with one while walking in the mall.

We're roaming around the mall and we pass a Kirkland's. For those of you that don't know, Kirkland's sells furniture and decorations. My friend goes, "Wait, what's that store?" I tell him that's a home-y store. He his me with, "Oh, I didn't know we were in the ghetto, we'd better get out of this area. It's not safe."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Malevolent_Teaparty
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2013
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