Mountain jokes are always the funniest
Because they're peak comedy
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What's the funniest of all the known elements?
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οΈ Feb 21 2021
Who was the funniest pope in history?
Pope Hilarius (AD 461 - AD 468)
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οΈ Mar 28 2021
Name puns are the funniest
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οΈ Jun 15 2020
Which cultural institution is the funniest?
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οΈ Dec 08 2020
Which is the funniest bone in the human body?
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οΈ Dec 03 2020
The funniest thing about a dad joke
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οΈ Oct 14 2020
Wanna hear the funniest joke?
It's quarantine.
Don't get it? Oh well, it's an inside joke..
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οΈ Oct 13 2020
Pandemic jokes are the funniest
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οΈ Mar 16 2020
What jokes are funniest in the desert?
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οΈ Apr 28 2020
The funniest guy on the football team
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οΈ May 06 2020
This may be the funniest joke I have ever made.
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οΈ May 18 2019
This morning I asked my wife like a reporter, "The world wants to know, what it's like being married to the funniest man alive?"
She said, "Meh."
So I immediately said, "You heard it here, folks, it's a meh zing."
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οΈ May 17 2020
My kid once asked me, "What is the funniest joke you have made up?"
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οΈ Jan 26 2020
I was hanging out with a bunch of criminals who kept telling the funniest jokes.
We were laughing all the way to the bank.
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οΈ Mar 16 2020
DdI you hear about the worldβs funniest doctor?
He leaves his patients in stitches
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οΈ Apr 19 2020
The funniest part of any pizza joke...
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οΈ Nov 11 2018
Why did the egg farmer have to fire his funniest employee?
He cracked too many yolks.
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οΈ Feb 16 2020
What was the funniest tank in WWII?
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οΈ Nov 02 2019
The funniest things are always said in the third person.
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οΈ Aug 07 2019
What is the funniest thing that dumb people never get?
βWhat is it?β
βJust guess.β
βI donβt know.β
βA joke.β
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οΈ Jan 26 2020
Why's my dad the funniest one in the family?
Because no one except dadjokes.
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οΈ Mar 08 2020
Out of all the professionals Iβve been to for treatment, Iβve found chiropractors to be the funniest
They just never fail to crack me up
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οΈ Sep 10 2019
What's the funniest part of an egg?
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οΈ Feb 24 2019
Who is the funniest man in the world?
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οΈ Sep 23 2019
Nearly all the funniest jokes at Edinburgh Fringe is dad jokes
The winner and the 9 runner ups: "I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have florets"
- "Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy" - Richard Stott
- "What's driving Brexit? From here it looks like it's probably the Duke of Edinburgh" - Milton Jones
- "A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. - That's 20 cows'" - Jake Lambert
- "A thesaurus is great. There's no other word for it" - Ross Smith
- "Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It's the reason I get up in the morning" - Ross Smith
- "I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I'm really struggling to get out of it" - Adele Cliff
- "After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging - Richard Pulsford
- "To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian" - Mark Simmons
- "I've got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad's contacts" - Ivo Graham
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οΈ Aug 19 2019
I came up with the funniest fart joke ever.
I've been holding it in for days!
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οΈ Sep 01 2018
What's the funniest candy bar?
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οΈ Dec 23 2018
One of the funniest things my dad ever said.
He was driving; I was sitting shotgun. The moon in the sky was just a tiny sliver. I pondered out loud that "I wonder if it's waxing or waning." My dad said "waning? It's not even cwoudy!"
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οΈ Jul 22 2013
What is the funniest roman number?
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οΈ Nov 28 2018
Whatβs the funniest dad joke?
βMy pull out game is strongβ
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οΈ Jun 11 2019
So i asked my dad what he thinks is the funniest animal.
He answered: the pun-da bear, what else?
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οΈ Jun 07 2019
Who's the funniest Disney princess?
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οΈ Feb 24 2019
The funniest thing my dad has said
My dad and I were watching tv one night and the screen suddenly goes black. After watching the blank screen for a good 10 seconds, he finally breaks the silence by saying "If anyone were to peer in at us right now, they'd think we're insane."
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οΈ Oct 27 2013
Why do clocks have the funniest stand-up routines?
Comedy is all about timing.
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οΈ Mar 03 2018
Whatβs the funniest machine at the gym?
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οΈ Nov 05 2018
Which is the funniest element
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οΈ Sep 29 2018
According to science, the world's funniest joke, is really a Dad Joke
Here is the joke: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. Heβs not breathing and his eyes are glazed, so his friend calls 911. βMy friend is dead! What should I do?β The operator replies, βCalm down, sir. I can help. First make sure that heβs dead.β Thereβs a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, βOk, now what?ββ
Here is the article to back it up:
http://www.urbo.com/content/the-worlds-funniest-joke-according-to-science
Insert Mic Drop
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οΈ Feb 08 2018
The funniest thing my dad said at the dinner table when I introduced my parents to my new girlfriend.
Girlfriend: "What's your genealogy? What's in you?"
My Mom: "Mostly British and French, some Danish and Polish, and..."
My Dad: "...And sometimes a little Norwegian."
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οΈ Dec 23 2014
The lobster guy from spongebob is by far the funniest character on the show
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οΈ Aug 17 2018
It was the funniest thing, attendance was mandatory.
I guess you had to be there...
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οΈ Nov 08 2016
What is the funniest candy bar?
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οΈ Sep 26 2017
Joke, joke joke. Which one is the funniest?
the first one. the others are just reposts.
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οΈ Mar 25 2018
Who is the funniest football player on the team?
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