A list of puns related to "The For Carnation"
When the ugliest kid in class gets a flower from someone for valentines. What in carnation!?
The other night, my wife and I went to this corporate outing at Medieval Times with work. For those who don't know, it's a pretend jousting tournament with a bunch of food and no silverware unless you ask for it. The Knights also ride around on horseback and try to keep everyone involved and have a good time.
So one of the things they do, is give a 'favor' to to people in the audience. Typically, pretty ladies and little girls. My wife got such a favor (carnation). Gave her some mock jealousy, and our evening continued.
So on and our way home, I asked:
"So, how was your night? "
" It was pretty good. "
" Good. How about your evening? "
She's still glaring at me, three days later.
Q: Do you know what you would have if every car in the u.s. was pink? A: A pink carnation
Q: What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common? A: SandyClaws
Q: What do a plum and an elephant have in common? A: They're both purple except for the elephant.
Q: Do you know how you get down from an elephant? A: You don't... You get down from a goose.
Q: How do you if an elephant has been hiding in your fridge? A: there are footprints in the cheesecake.
There were dozens more....
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