Did you know the film “Speed” had no director?
If it had direction, it would be called “Velocity”.
Downloaded film Titanic for the family to watch this evening. Annoyingly Video and Sound has come across in separate files.
My friend got a role as an extra in a film. His job was to approach the lead actor and comb her hair away from the middle of her head...
New Pirates of the Caribbean film!
Though I did find the color palate of this particular film rather surprising
Have you seen that film about the onion that turns into a spider?
It's called Shallot's Web
I recently watched the film Dunkirk on Netflix
I was really disappointed when I found out it wasn't a William Shatner biopic.
25 emails between me (film producer) and Jason (my props master) over the course of making my film RUN (on Hulu now!)
Have you seen who's playing the lead in the new Blind Batman film?
The 10th Fast and Furious film should be called...
The Captain of our flight called the cops when he saw a film crew
He heard they were there to shoot a pilot
The lift is from a company named Schindler...so it’s Schindler’s Lift...is this set up as pun on the classic film Schindler’s List? My head is spinning
I finally see why people don’t like the live action DC films!
Because they don’t do the heroes justice
Has anyone seen the new film about fried eggs?
Apparently it's been panned by critics.
You cant download the film 'The Cold'
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
My nickname in the adult film industry used to be Tri-Pod..
I was the best camera man they ever had.
I’m not surprised Silence of the Lambs won Oscars, its an offally good film
In a vote for my favourite film of the Star Wars franchise ...
... ‘Solo’ would win Hans down.
(I’m sure that’s been done before but it’s new to me. Sorry if that’s the case! Meanwhile I am trying to come up with a version about who shot first - Han or Greedo - but Solo had one Han up and the other under the table, so not both Hans and not really “down” either. Shucks)
What did the film director say at the deli?
The Harry Potter films were really good, but I think nearly headless Nick was poorly executed
I used to draw the child cast of the film ET.
I drewdrewbarrymoremoreandmore though.
There are relatively few films with Dracula in them. On the other hand, films without Dracula...
One of the most underrated animated films ever
According to a survey, the favourite film of most hipsters is “Raiders of the Lost Ark”.
It’s the first Indie movie.
Have you heard of the film Constipation?
You probably haven’t because it isn’t out yet.
There are reports that, because of the covid outbreak, Rick Astley is hoarding copies of a 2009 Pixar film, and all albums by a southern metal band from New Orleans. He is not allowing anyone to borrow them. It's also said that Mr. Astley is refusing to go out and purchase cake for others.
To summarize:
He's never gonna give you Up
Never gonna lend you Down
Never gonna run around, and dessert you.
I liked the Harry Potter books and films but...
The character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed.
There’s a new film coming out about the incorrect use of tow bars on cars..
The trailer just dropped.
Have you seen the film about the tractor?
Me neither I have only seen the trailer
My girlfriend and I went on our 9th date to see the latest Batman film. Our dates so far can be summarised as follows:
Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, Batman
I was key grip on a film set once, when the guy who yells "action" tripped on a cable and sliced himself open...
It was the director's cut.
What do you call a film about loads of del boys taking over the world?
I tried to buy some Polaroid camera film on Amazon but there weren't any images of the products. I asked the seller why that was and he said he didn't want to embarrass his film because it was camera shy.
Apparently camera film is photosensitive
Why didn’t 4 watch the horror film?
I downloaded the music of the film Titanic
When it comes to the film industry Dicks are...
The film "The Longest Yard" has its pros and cons.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Have you seen who they have cast in the new film "The Blind Batman"?
The 10th film for The Fast and Furious was just announced
And its called "Fast Ten, Your Seatbelt"
Have you heard about the film "Constipation"?
You probably haven't because it's not out yet.
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