the stonefish has no natural predator to fear from....
...except the paperfish, which is supposed to be even more superior.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
The only thing that flat earthers fear....
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︎ Sep 04 2020
What's a pirate's greatest fear on the first date?
A sunken chest with no booty.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
What was the dollar billβs biggest fear?
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︎ Jun 26 2020
What was the rap name of the Jewish guy with a fear of public speaking?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is the fear of long words...
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︎ Apr 30 2020
Today I learned Tessarakontadyochilexintaphobia is the fear of the number 42069.
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Itβs not the fear that keeps the crows away... itβs the puns.
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︎ Sep 17 2019
What do hydras fear the most?
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︎ Feb 12 2020
Just been to the doctors about my fear of giants
Iβve been diagnosed with Fe Fi Phobia
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︎ Mar 10 2020
The latest James Bond movie is not getting released in China because of Coronavirus fears.
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︎ Feb 19 2020
Danger, Fear, and Panic came knocking at my door. It'd been ten years since the last visit, and all holding clipboards, were ready to begin the inquisition. Nervously, I opened the door and prepared myself to answer their calling.
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︎ Mar 05 2020
Patient goes to the doctor to talk about his crippling fear of heights.
Doctor: looking over the patients information Looks like you've gone from 5'10 to 5-
Patient: Starts screaming
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︎ Jan 10 2020
Me: I have a fear of the vertical axis.
Therapist: Why?
Me: *Screams in intense fear*
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︎ Dec 04 2019
The only thing a flat earthier fears is sphere itself
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︎ Mar 13 2019
I have a fear of driving through tunnels with multiple people in the car
Doc said it's Carpool Tunnel Syndrome
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︎ Jul 29 2019
Even though he had an extreme fear of heights, why did the butcher resolve to climb all the way up the ladder?
The steaks were too high.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
I fear for the calender.
I hear its days are numbered...
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︎ Oct 01 2019
I saw a communist who was up for his Hepatitis shot. He was telling stories to the doctor out of fear of needles.
The doctor said βQuit Stalinβ
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︎ Sep 05 2019
Which alphabet gang strikes fear in the hearts of the other letters?
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︎ Jul 16 2019
They say the biggest human fear is the unknown
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︎ Jul 13 2019
Why do I fear the letters N, M, and E?
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︎ Jan 06 2019
The only thing flat earthers fear
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︎ Aug 18 2020
The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
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︎ Oct 01 2019
The only thing flat earthers fear
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︎ May 05 2020
The only thing that Flat-Earthers fear.
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︎ Feb 19 2020
The only thing flat-earthers fear...
The only thing flat-earthers fear is sphere itself
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︎ Jan 28 2020
The Only Thing Flat-Earthers Fear...
π︎ 7k
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︎ Feb 16 2019
The only thing flat-earthers have to fear
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︎ Nov 16 2019
The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
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︎ Nov 24 2019
The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself
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︎ Oct 02 2019
The only thing flat earthers have to fear....
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︎ Oct 05 2019
The only thing flat-earthers have to fear...
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︎ May 17 2019
The only thing flat-earthers fear...
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︎ Oct 10 2017
The only thing that flat earthers have to fear...
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︎ Feb 06 2019
Iβve been diagnosed with the fear of giants..
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︎ Nov 04 2019
The only thing Flat Earthers fear...
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︎ Nov 06 2018
I fear for the calendar
Itβs days are numbered.
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︎ Aug 07 2019
In the end, Flat Earthers only have 1 thing to fear...
And that is sphere itself
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︎ Feb 17 2019
The only thing flat earthers fear is
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︎ Aug 26 2018
What is the only thing flatearthers fear?
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︎ Feb 15 2019
The only thing flat earthers have to fear.
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︎ Dec 12 2018
I fear for the calender
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︎ May 08 2019
The only thing flat Earther's have to fear....
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︎ May 04 2018
The only thing flat earthers fear
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︎ Dec 01 2018
in all honesty, I fear for the calendar...
...it's days are numbered
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︎ Jun 03 2019
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