the stonefish has no natural predator to fear from....

...except the paperfish, which is supposed to be even more superior.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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The only thing that flat earthers fear....

Is sphere itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/murkroyal420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What's a pirate's greatest fear on the first date?

A sunken chest with no booty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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What was the dollar bill’s biggest fear?

Change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techformer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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What was the rap name of the Jewish guy with a fear of public speaking?

Skittish Yiddish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jgjbl216
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is the fear of long words...

....and I am scared!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Templefreed
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Today I learned Tessarakontadyochilexintaphobia is the fear of the number 42069.

Nice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_neverlander
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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It’s not the fear that keeps the crows away... it’s the puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ericopolis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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What do hydras fear the most?

Dehydration!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rivethart
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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Just been to the doctors about my fear of giants

I’ve been diagnosed with Fe Fi Phobia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatboyfat1981
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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The latest James Bond movie is not getting released in China because of Coronavirus fears.

It’s No Time to Die.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Danger, Fear, and Panic came knocking at my door. It'd been ten years since the last visit, and all holding clipboards, were ready to begin the inquisition. Nervously, I opened the door and prepared myself to answer their calling.

"Sense us."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Patient goes to the doctor to talk about his crippling fear of heights.

Doctor: looking over the patients information Looks like you've gone from 5'10 to 5-

Patient: Starts screaming

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Me: I have a fear of the vertical axis.

Therapist: Why?

Me: *Screams in intense fear*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DozerMoser
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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The only thing a flat earthier fears is sphere itself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeXagon_Prats
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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I have a fear of driving through tunnels with multiple people in the car

Doc said it's Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrewmathman17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Even though he had an extreme fear of heights, why did the butcher resolve to climb all the way up the ladder?

The steaks were too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VNPimpinella
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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I fear for the calender.

I hear its days are numbered...

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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I saw a communist who was up for his Hepatitis shot. He was telling stories to the doctor out of fear of needles.

The doctor said β€œQuit Stalin”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RTCOAT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Which alphabet gang strikes fear in the hearts of the other letters?

I Q U

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OverKast78
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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They say the biggest human fear is the unknown

Like...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imakehamforalivin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Why do I fear the letters N, M, and E?

They're my worst NME.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/repIies_with_puns
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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The only thing flat earthers fear

Is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaFunkJunkie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjjsteen3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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The only thing flat earthers fear

Is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gilgameshbrah
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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The only thing that Flat-Earthers fear.

Is sphere itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chorlse
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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The only thing flat-earthers fear...

The only thing flat-earthers fear is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmellor04
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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The Only Thing Flat-Earthers Fear...

is sphere itself.

πŸ‘︎ 7k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hana-Chi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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The only thing flat-earthers have to fear

is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZoonDragon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adderalin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_Parzival_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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The only thing flat earthers have to fear....

Is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/choto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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The only thing flat-earthers have to fear...

Is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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The only thing flat-earthers fear...

...is sphere itself...

πŸ‘︎ 6k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2017
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The only thing that flat earthers have to fear...

is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PostreDeLaNoche
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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I’ve been diagnosed with the fear of giants..

Feefiphobia ..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trapdaddymigo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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The only thing Flat Earthers fear...

...Is sphere itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IroquoisPichael
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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I fear for the calendar

It’s days are numbered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amiur
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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In the end, Flat Earthers only have 1 thing to fear...

And that is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kurtistrippisdead
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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The only thing flat earthers fear is

Sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwesomeW2017
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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What is the only thing flatearthers fear?

Sphere itself

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nomiis19
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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The only thing flat earthers have to fear.

Is sphere itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/papadump
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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I fear for the calender

It's days are numbered

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingGod07770
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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The only thing flat Earther's have to fear....

Is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chief_bighorse
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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The only thing flat earthers fear

Is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KenzoEngineer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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in all honesty, I fear for the calendar...

...it's days are numbered

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mellon_coliee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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