The Fat Duck Puns

A list of puns related to "The Fat Duck"

How did the fat duck die?

It had a heartaquack.

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👤︎ u/rt13wx
📅︎ Mar 04 2018
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Granddad always switches the first letters of words around. Today was his funniest

My mom explains how she cooked the potatoes with duck fat. Granddad:"duck fat... how about fuck dat!... oh jeez"

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👤︎ u/tinomonk
📅︎ Apr 11 2014
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