The Eyes Of Tammy Faye Puns

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I’ve pondered where to start with MIL#1, there are so many instances of her being evil incarnate it’s hard to know where to begin! To begin, though, I think it’s important to understand where I was at that point in my life. Forty years ago I was seventeen…I’d been raised in an uber religious conservative household and was heavily programmed. When I say heavily I mean heavily. No pants, no makeup, no jewelry, no movies, no rock or country music, no television, girls couldn’t cut their hair – it was extremely repressive and isolating. In spite of landing a full scholarship to an Ivy League school I was informed that I HAD to go to specific Christian college. It was there that I met the ex-husband.

Now, many years later, with all the life experience and training and degrees and knowledge I have NOW I know that THEN I was the perfect victim. I was the patsy that the ex and his mommy were looking for because I knew nothing at that point. I had been sheltered, sequestered and isolated my entire life, I did as I was told and I was told that my purpose in life was to serve God, marry a minister and have children. Which is exactly what I did and I paid for it for a VERY long time thanks to that same programming. He was just as bad as she was…but that’s another sub entirely.

I’m sorry in advance for the length but to really appreciate the exMIL’s bizarre evilness one has to understand the history and family dynamic a little. The ex’s family was religious as well but it was a different type entirely. Charismatic to a fault, let’s put it that way. They’d started out in a mainstream denomination and somewhere along the line they’d discovered the world of TV evangelism, the exMIL especially. Because of this, I’m naming her TammyFaye, or TF for short, after that lovely and late television evangelist, Tammy Faye Bakker. More for the reality that she caked on the makeup, had big hair and was always “praise Jesusing” than because she actually DID live in the Christian theme park compound for one short summer before she was kicked off the property but that’s another story for another day.

So, when ex was in highschool Tammy Faye decided to leave his father under the advice of some so-called ‘preacherette’ she’d met at the supermarket. There was a huge expensive divorce where TF basically drained exFIL, who was a very successful businessman in a major US city, of most of his funds. The ex, being the momma’s boy that he was, sided with TF in the divorce. His yo

I have the pleasure of having 2 different JN's in my life. My JMIL, Annie Wilkes, and my JNM Tammy Faye Bakker. My last post was about my latest harassment from Tammy Faye and the subsequent changing of my phone number.

Reading the comments y'all made on my post, I realized there was a lot of shit I could finally get out about her that wouldn't be met with a "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" mentality.

This is the story of how I could have gone to jail with a felony, thanks to Tammy Faye.

This happened about 5 years ago. TFB (Tammy Faye Bakker) had begged/bribed my 20 year old self with $200 that I desperately needed....all I had to do was drive her to a bus stop. She was planning on going from DFW to somewhere in TX that oil was plentiful and women were not. Her profession of turning some serious tricks that were NOT for kids had her all over texas, but her lack of caring for her things/believing she was being stalked by an ex FBI agent who was in love with her and had tampered with her car (she found misc. wires in the car that were not attached to anything) she would not drive it.

So I am a full time college student and waitress at the time, what could the harm be in picking her up and driving her to the bus station? It would be $200 for an hour and a half of my time...so I thought.

I get to her house, and there is used/crusty lingerie everywhere. Her house smells like a music festival and her music is blaring. She told me to be there at a certain time for the bus departures and she wasn't anywhere NEAR ready. She is obviously high and continues to talk my ear off about all of the money she will make off of the single and married oil men in the town she was going to. I honestly try to block it out and just look at my phone. What caught my attention, was when she came into the living room with a loaded gun and said she didn't need a pimp/someone looking out for her because she wouldn't hesitate to "shoot a mother fucker". You know that feeling you get when you are trying to get close to a big spider to kill it or you are afraid of heights and you stare over a large building? That feeling in your knees that makes you wonder if you can maintain being upright? I immediately felt that, turned up to an 11. I am from Texas, and I have handled a gun a few times myself and have nothing against guns. I grew up around them and I am totally comfortable, when I am around someone that I know can handle one properly and bonus points if it is put up/ isn'

Tammy Abraham has said Chelsea’s transfer ban represents a glorious opportunity for the club’s academy prospects and next season will be “now or never” for him to break into the first team.

The England Under-21 forward is set to start the final game of a poor European Championship for Aidy Boothroyd’s side against Croatia on Monday. He will then take only a fortnight’s holiday before starting pre-season training at Chelsea in a bid to impress Frank Lampard or whoever succeeds Maurizio Sarri as manager.

Abraham has spent the past three seasons on loan, at Bristol City, Swansea and Aston Villa, and has made only two first-team appearances for his boyhood club. But with Chelsea banned from registering players for the next two transfer windows the 21-year-old says the punishment may work in his favour.

“This year is the most important year for us. It is now or never,” said the striker who scored 25 goals for Villa this season. “There will never be a better time to play the youngsters. Of course the transfer ban is probably not what the club wanted but for us it is exciting. I am excited and I am sure the rest of the players are.

There is a great chance for us young players so we must get our heads down in training and go for it at Chelsea. I have already been talking to the club about pre-season. I’m going to have a couple of weeks and then come back hitting the ground running. There is no better time for a young player to be at Chelsea***. I am going to give it my all. With a new manager coming in there is no better time to show what I am made of in pre-season. I am just buzzing at the thought of the new season.”***

Abraham believes the transfer ban could prompt a different approach from Chelsea who, while flourishing at youth level, have been slow to promote homegrown talent to the senior ranks. The striker believes a production line into the first team will create a stronger bond with supporters. ***“Maybe it will change. Hopefully. Chelsea has always had a great academy. They have lacked playing them and taking them to the next level. You see the likes of Ruben Loftus-Cheek, who on the borderline have done that. We have excellent players still there and coming through who are still Chelsea players so fingers crossed if it all goes well i