I’ve got the memory of an elephant

I remember one time I went to the zoo and saw an elephant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obiwan_kenobinil
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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What do u call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

irrelephant ...,,,,That was the most stupidest joke ,sorry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/purplejaffacake
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Elephants mourn dead loved ones long after the bodies have decayed, and they often care for those they might not have even been close with, new study shows. This behavior demonstrates advanced feeling. siliconrepublic.com/innov…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/savvas_lampridis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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What do you call a elephant in the North Pole?

Lost

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pluxrt90
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

It's cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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What's an 'elephant in the room' in society today?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/God_Of_Time
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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The last complete Elephant War Armour in known existence
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πŸ‘€︎ u/derchrizz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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TIL that elephants are so complex they are able to mourn, cry, have mental breakdowns, play the drums, paint, mimic humans’ speech and show basic arithmetic skills. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ele…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kuzco998
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Why was the elephant afraid of the keyboard?

Because it came with a mouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarateChop231
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I told the doctor, when I close my eyes I see pink elephants. He asked: " Have you seen an optician?"

I said "No. Just pink elephants."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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I bought my friend an elephant for his room.

He said, "Thank you."

I said, "Don't mention it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TooShiftyForYou
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Elephant that spent 40 years alone in the circus makes her first friend at Elephant Sanctuary Brazil gfycat.com/CompetentFrank…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuietCakeBionics
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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How heavy is the chinese elephant?

Wonton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluetube180
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TIL that during the Civil War the king of Siam (now known as Thailand) offered Lincoln war elephants to help fight the confederates. Lincoln respectfully declined. foxnews.com/world/lincoln…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickburrows8398
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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My schnitzel looks like two gorrilas playing chess on the back of an elephant
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Illy_sigelman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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πŸ”₯ Elephant stops to make sure turtle get off the road v.redd.it/wrm5n7c4g9z21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/De_fau_lt
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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πŸ”₯ Photo of a 60-year old female elephant known as F_MU1, one of the last known African 'super tuskers'. Passed away recently of natural causes. Photo by Will Burrard-Lucas.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maelarion
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

You can breathe with that little thing?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boom223
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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If you’ve gained weight and nobody wants to mention it, you are the elephant in the room reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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Apple is working to restore African grasslands to curb climate change and save elephants: β€œBy restoring tens of thousands of hectares in the Chyulu Hills, we can remove carbon from the air, protect a critical wildlife corridor for elephants, and support the livelihoods of the Maasai people.” fastcompany.com/90408802/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/-AMARYANA-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Guys remeber when we fought tigers and elephants some years ago and the Ladies only picked Cherries?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dschinn23
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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The last complete Elephant War Armour in known existence
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MadameKittyRae
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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The reaction of this elephant
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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuaaludeDreams
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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The Elephant tree by Kirby Rosanes. Alcohol markers by me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pumuli145
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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This picture was taken somewhere on the Indian highway where two elephants reach out to each other in a brief moment of love and bonding before being separated from each other for a lifetime of serving man......
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lowcrbnaman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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A squirrel is living in a pine tree, when one day, he feels it shaking, looks down and sees an elephant climbing the tree. The squirrel shrieks, β€œWhat are you doing climbing my tree?” β€œWell, I’m coming up here to eat some pears.” says the elephant.

β€œYou idiot, this is a pine tree, there are no pears!”

β€œWell I brought my own pears.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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What did the owl say to the man asking him to adress the elephant in the room?

Who?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blaitmun
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Zero elephants poached in a year in top Africa wildlife park: experts call it an extraordinary development in an area larger than Switzerland where thousands of the animals have been slaughtered in recent years apnews.com/ef25debd7ab74b…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxwellhill
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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TIL an elephant destroyed a house in a remote village in Bengal and then turned to head back into the forest when a baby trapped under the rubble began crying. The elephant turned back and gently removed every last bit of debris covering the baby with their trunk. dailyedge.ie/elephant-sav…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuietCakeBionics
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/j__knight638
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Anyone know exactly which grub guardian maps drop the elephant tower? I direly need on of these for my house and I just have no idea which map I should be farming to get it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nighthawk2288
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Elephant in the 8.3 room: account wide essence unlocking (or lack thereof)

This seems like such a glaring issue, that I'm a little puzzled why Blizzard hasn't addressed this at all for 8.3 (beyond them going on record and saying that there will not be account wide essence unlocks).

Most of the people I've recently talked to have stopped playing, or play less as a direct result of the essence grind and time-gating to even be remotely competitive on 120 alts. All of this in an expansion with a key feature being alts (allied races).

How do you people feel about the grind on alts, if you've already done it on one char?
Should it be turned account wide, or at least sped up / simplified on the next?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamShorteh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the swimming pool?

They couldn't keep their trunks up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hardrockclassic
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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hi im in little space atm . i wanted to show off my winnie the pooh plush and elephant:)πŸ₯ΊπŸ€πŸΌ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shrekscummiesuwuu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I am on the Grand Princess - quarantined ship of off San Francisco. imgur.com/OsUcPqI
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mpace58
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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When the mountains start speaking elephant
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trulseruls
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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Cage The Elephant - Ain't No Rest For The Wicked [Alternative Rock] youtube.com/watch?v=HKtsd…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AerMage
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Elephant stabs girl through the head with spear - hilarious
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i-am-spiderman
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The elephant in the room is that Bungie has yet to deliver on why this season pass model is better.

Like many of you I was annoyed with what Curse of Osiris turned out to be: a shallow, 1.5 hr mission which was flashy like the main campaign but only lead to a very shallow endgame focused on "forging" weapons. It was atrocious enough that I left Destiny 2 until Forsaken released. Post-Forsaken we were told the DLC model was changing and we would instead be offered an "Annual Pass" with 3 distinct seasons of content. The justification was that to prevent the problem with CoO, specifically players leaving, they would instead foster player engagement through more end-game focused content and spend their budget there instead of on cinematics/campaign. People were on board with this idea because we had seen some of this taking place already.

Context

Players were far more engaged throughout Forsaken for a variety of reasons. Forsaken was an excellent piece of content, but it was one of the yearly expansions so it makes sense. The DLC had a decent campaign and new map, but truly shined with the Dreaming City. The area was staged so its secrets unfolded throughout the months. It had a wide variety of content like Blind Well, a Strike, a weekly "Ascendant Challenge", and a weekly mission. Once the raid was complete and the curse began, the game kicked it into overdrive with what a live game should be. The Shattered Throne opened up. There were changes to the map during this time. The game felt alive. The same could be said on a smaller scale with regards to the Whisper Quest. It was a secret which piqued players curiosity and gave a massive reward in the form of the Whisper of the Worm.

Forges

Then Black Armory rolled around. Naturally, expectations were relatively low given the events of last year. The first real idea of content was this roadmap. Then subsequently we got the more focused release schedule with this roadmap. Everyone was on board. A more robust version of EP/Blind Well? Fuck yeah that sounded good as a start. Initially though, people were annoyed since there was a high light level requirement to even engage with the new content. this was a horrible decisions since it started off the "season of the padding". Players were disappointed that they couldn't engage with the new content due to an arbitrary light level gate. People reached this by the end of the

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Django117
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Tanzania has sentenced Chinese woman Yang Fenglan, nicknamed the "Ivory Queen", to 15 years in jail. Yang operated one of Africa's biggest ivory-smuggling rings, responsible for smuggling $2.5m worth of tusks from at least 400 elephants bbc.co.uk/news/world-afri…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbcnews
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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TIL that the German word Elefantenrennen (literally: Elephant Racing) describes the event of one truck overtaking another on the autobahn and thus slowing traffic in the process. dw.com/en/word-of-the-wee…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuicidalGuidedog
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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Why did the baby elephant have to pack light for its trip?

It only had a little trunk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anotheregostar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2018
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Are we not gonna talk about the elephant in the room?

It’s not yours you should really give it back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Donklebirg
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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Why did the Egyptian prince love the elephant?

Because they had a toot in common

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_giagia
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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What did rhe elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that thing?

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