A list of puns related to "The Dundee Courier"
Matchday 21, oops.
The final round of games before the two-week break was a feisty matchday, with a full card of 6 matches on Sunday.
Premiership Games (all games Sunday)
12:00 Celtic 1-2 Rangers - Highlights
14:00 Hearts 1-1 Aberdeen - Highlights
15:00 Motherwell 1-2 Hamilton Accies -Highlights
15:00 Livingston 2-0 Hibernian - Highlights
15:00 St Mirren 1-0 Kilmarnock - Highlights
15:00 St Johnstone 1-1 Ross County - Highlights
It Leaves the Premiership table looking like this:
Championship Matches (all Saturday unless stated):
Fri 19:45 >!The World Famous!< Dundee United 1-1 Dundee - Goal Highlights
15:00 Ayr United 1-2 Queen of the South - Highlights
15:00 Dunfermline Athletic 1-3 Alloa Athletic - Highlights
15:00 Inverness Caledonian Thistle 0-1 Arbroath - Highlights
15:00 Greenock Morton 1-2 Partick Thistle - Highlights
League One (all Saturday 15:00):
Airdrieonians 1-1 Falkirk - Highlights
East Fife 3-5 Raith Rovers - Highlights
Forfar Athletic 2-3 Montrose - Highlights
Other Results: Peterhead 2-0 Clyde; Dumbarton 1-1 Stranraer
League Two (all Saturday 15:00):
Annan Athletic 3-2 Queens Park - Highlights
Cove Rangers 2-0 Elgin City - Highlights
Edinburgh City 2-0 Cowdenbeath - Highlights
Other Matches: Stenhousemuir 0-2 Stirling Albion; Brechin City 0-0 Albion Rovers
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We should change them to something from the songs at least. I like these two options personally.
I recently ordered a package on line. I was expecting a call/email saying when they expected it to be delivered. I got an email to say my package had been delivered and signed for. True enough there was a signature in the email - but it wasn't mine or my housemates and I didn't recognize it. I spent ages online trying to find a contact number for the courier - no luck so had to drive out to there storage unit 2 days later after work. The gave me a number for a driver who told me he left it in another apartment 5 doors down.
The neighbors gave it to me when knocked on the door (but didn't explain why they hadn't dropped it over to me in the previous 48 hours). I was thinking after that if they had signed they're address as the signature, i would have seen it and been to get the package without any hassle.
EDIT: this is the signature they provided as proof that my parcel was delivered
EDIT 2: few people have pointed out that the signature looks like "100" when looked at upside. good catch but the complex I am in has number/letter cominations. the apartment number doesn't look anything like that.
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New Bug: Courier goes to wrong secret shop with its ability since the last mini-patch. (about 2 hours ago)
Imagine how impossible it would have been to use your new courier playing against the previous version of these heroes.
We aren't happy, but Icefrog is just saving our couriers.
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Accounts of haunted dwellings tend to be pretty bog-standard stuff. Spectral figures drifting over the lawn, mysterious rappings at night. Murder victims unable to find peace, or villains with guilty consciences that wonβt allow them to rest. To be honest, when youβve read enough of them, real-life ghost stories can get pretty dull. For that reason, when you come across one that combines unusually disturbing features with an utterly inexplicable cause, one has to sit up and take notice.
In early 1975, two young nursing students, Shirley Brown and Gail Bruce, became roommates in a flat in an old tenement in Dundee, Scotland. It was a modest place: tiny living room, a bedroom, a small bathroom, and a postage-stamp sized kitchenette. Still, it suited their needs, and as the two women were friends who were enjoying the training for their chosen professions, life seemed pretty good.
For ten months, neither woman saw anything unusual about their residence. Then, in January 1976, things began getting very weird indeed. One morning, Shirley had the afternoon shift, so she stayed in bed while Gail got ready to leave for work. Before Gail left, she noticed that Shirley was sitting up and staring at her in a very peculiar way. When she asked if anything was wrong, Shirley just turned over in bed silently.
Later, as the two had lunch together, Gail told her friend that something very odd had happened the previous night. For whatever reason, she found it impossible to sleep. At about 3:30, the hall light came on, followed by the sound of someone slowly moving around in their bathroom. Naturally, her first thought was of burglars...except she was certain the front door was locked. After a moment, the footsteps stopped and the light went out.
Then Gail saw something even more disturbing. There was an old woman in a blue nightgown standing next to Shirleyβs bed. Gail felt an intense aura of evil around her. The intruder and Shirley were talking together intently, but the conversation was too whispered and muttered for her to make out what was being said. Gail closed her eyes for a moment, then opened them. The old woman was gone. The next day, Shirley claimed to have no memory of any of this, but she was just as terrified as Gail. Not knowing what else to do, the women agreed that neither would ever be alone in the flat ag
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