The Dice Man Puns

A list of puns related to "The Dice Man"

Three men were onboard a ship playing dice on deck when the oldest man angrily jumped off the front of the boat. The younger man said..

You keeled my father. Prepare two die.

*I sent this to my brother and he replies: Was his name Inyougo?

^(What a freaking professional)

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👤︎ u/calvinweight
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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Why did the man eat the dice?

He wanted to get a taste of paradice.

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👤︎ u/warmLuke0
📅︎ Feb 20 2019
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