The Deuce Puns

A list of puns related to "The Deuce"

I had to use the bathroom. Couldn’t believe someone dropped a deuce right on the floor.
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👤︎ u/nosrrttap
📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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Tom's Swifties... Wicked.

"There are no two's in this deck." Tom de-deuced. "You're burning the candle from both ends." Tom said wickedly. "I dropped my toothpaste." Tom said Crestfallen.

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👤︎ u/goboatmen
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