The best scales are made in the Czech Republic

They employ a system of Czechs and balances.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomBerringer
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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Why did the Czech Republic shorten their name to Czechia?

The shorter name seemed more Praguematic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phonemonkey669
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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Did you heard about that band that came out of the Czech Republic?

I believe they are Prague rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crimsonate-F3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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What is the Czech Republic's favorite kind of music

Prague rock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Electric_Trex
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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What do chess players from the Czech Republic call their friends?

Czech-mates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mon0_95
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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What does a guy from the Czech Republic do after he's told a joke about Israeli currency?

He Czechels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/altoConcerto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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If a mother is expecting a child that was conceived in the capital of the Czech Republic...

would she be Prague-nant?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/graafslaaf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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Why are people from the Czech Republic bad at chess?

Because they are czech-made

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inFamouZ007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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The Czech Republic makes the most useful machines.

They're very Praguematic over there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrabClawAngry
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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How do know if a car is from Poland or the Czech Republic?

You czech the polish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zik95zak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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TIL that the band RUSH has a huge following in the Czech Republic.

Turns out they really love their Prague Rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/troylajambe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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A few years ago, I went to a Rush concert over in the Czech Republic

Best Prague rock show I've ever seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danmo_96
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2016
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What country doesn't take cash or credit?

The Czech Republic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pewds696969
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Which country's people are least likely to use cash?

The Czech Republic.

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Today my wife and I on our honeymoon were headed to Prague on a train from Munich.

Across from us in the train was a very nice older couple from California. We are also American so naturally we got along just fine. As we were towards the end of our trip coming into Prague. The older man across from us looks at his wife and says, "What do you get when you marry a woman from the Czech Republic? A Czech mate". His wife's eyes rolled to the back of her head while my wife and I slowly looked at each other and busted out with laughter. Great way to end the 5.75 hour train ride.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shuttledock
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2015
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Wimbledon is on again

Watching the Vesely vs. Berdych match, both are from the Czech Republic.

Dad: well I guess he's playing his Czech mate

This man is my role model

Edit: spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spartanc9657
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2016
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Playing poker

I was at my friend's poker night and we were playing texas hold 'em. On one of the hands the flop was a 3 of spades, a 7 of clubs, and a 2 of hearts.

Nobody really had anything so far and the hand went:

Friend 1 (small blind): "Check"

Friend 2 (big blind): "Check"

Friend 3: "Check"

Friend 4: "Check"

Friend 5: "Check"

Friend 6: "Check"

Me (dealer): We must be in the Czech Republic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thebearjew559
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2015
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Got dad joked by my roomate today

One of our friends read that his pipe tamp was made in the Czech Republic and my roommate said "that's good now you know it got a Czech of approval"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twert0595
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2015
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Cash not accepted

Brilliant joke from my cracker, have banked it for next year!

Q: what country is the only one to not accept cash?

A:The Czech Republic!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrangeandMango
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2013
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Checking out an hotel.

I was on vacation in Prague, Czech Republic. When I approached the reception I said to the receptionist.

"I'd like to czech out please."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Broetz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2014
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What kind of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xQuizate87
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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What kind of music do they listen to in the czech republic?

Czechno!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kassetta
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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What kind of music do people in the Czech Republic listen to?

Prague rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamTMartian
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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What country does not accept cash or credit cards ?

The Czech Republic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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