The Czech Republic Puns

They employ a system of Czechs and balances.

The shorter name seemed more Praguematic.

I believe they are Prague rock.

Prague rock

Czech-mates

He Czechels

would she be Prague-nant?

Because they are czech-made

They're very Praguematic over there

You czech the polish.

Turns out they really love their Prague Rock.

Best Prague rock show I've ever seen.

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The Czech Republic.

Across from us in the train was a very nice older couple from California. We are also American so naturally we got along just fine. As we were towards the end of our trip coming into Prague. The older man across from us looks at his wife and says, "What do you get when you marry a woman from the Czech Republic? A Czech mate". His wife's eyes rolled to the back of her head while my wife and I slowly looked at each other and busted out with laughter. Great way to end the 5.75 hour train ride.

Watching the Vesely vs. Berdych match, both are from the Czech Republic.

Dad: well I guess he's playing his Czech mate

This man is my role model

Edit: spelling

I was at my friend's poker night and we were playing texas hold 'em. On one of the hands the flop was a 3 of spades, a 7 of clubs, and a 2 of hearts.

Nobody really had anything so far and the hand went:

Friend 1 (small blind): "Check"

Friend 2 (big blind): "Check"

Friend 3: "Check"

Friend 4: "Check"

Friend 5: "Check"

Friend 6: "Check"

Me (dealer): We must be in the Czech Republic

One of our friends read that his pipe tamp was made in the Czech Republic and my roommate said "that's good now you know it got a Czech of approval"

Brilliant joke from my cracker, have banked it for next year!

Q: what country is the only one to not accept cash?

A:The Czech Republic!

I was on vacation in Prague, Czech Republic. When I approached the reception I said to the receptionist.

"I'd like to czech out please."

Prague rock.

Czechno!

Prague rock.

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