The Crest Puns

A list of puns related to "The Crest"

Today I was wearing a shirt with the family crest of my favorite painter Frida Kahlo. After a few hours I started to get hungry and ordered takeout. When my delivery person arrived he handed over my food without taking any money for bringing it to me. I asked him “How come there’s no charge?”

He replied: I was going to charge you, but I noticed you had Frida Livery”

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👤︎ u/linknt01
📅︎ Mar 13 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who died from eating toothpaste? Crest in peace
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👤︎ u/seymorethrottle
📅︎ Mar 03 2018
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What did the dentist say to the devil?

The power of crest compelles you!

came up with that in seminary class

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👤︎ u/parzeen
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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