Gleefully made up by my 9 year old son: What is a bra's favourite country?
What Balkan country is the most armed?
People say biker gangs, mafia groups, and billionaires run this country. Wrong. It's the head of the dairy lobby.
The company was not charged for illegally putting lids onto random items across the whole country.
There was a wide-scale cover up.
Person: Please stop putting African Countries in puns its really annoying!
What's the richest country in the world?
All Swedish military ships have a UPC bard code printed on the side.
When they return to port it helps them Scandinavian.
Why is England described as being a wet country?
The Queen has reigned over it for decades
I really struggled with this “The A-Team” game once. But it all got easier after I discovered the cheat code.
Up up down down left right left right B. A. Baracus.
What European country do people get sick in?
As one of the biggest fruit farmers in the country, I owe all of my success to my dear dad. I grew up as a kid who was scared of everything, and my dad always told me to
What is the slipperiest country in the world ?
How do you get a country girls attention?
Interesting fact of the day: In Sweden, all government-owned ships are required to have a UPC code printed on the hull.
When the ships are returned to port, it helps them Scandinavian.
How many dads does it take to found a country?
A recent study of rocking chairs indicated that certain parts of the world do far less rocking than the United States while specific countries do...
Mo-roccan.
This joke provided by dads giving babies a bottle in a rocking chair early in the morning.
what country is Prague located in again?
Why does the norway navy have bar codes on the sides of its ships.
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.
I saw a comedy sketch on how people from around the country talk differently.
Which language does God code in?
C
Because God Cs everything
I never understood how to speak Morse code.
Romania must be a highly efficient country. They make appointments to relax
Even their capital is Bucharest
What country is home to the world’s most expensive rollercoaster?
In Sweden, footraces sometimes start a short distance away from the country’s eastern border.
The winner is the first person to cross the Finnish line.
What do you call a country where all assassins are white 16 yr old girls?
In coal country there was a highly-regarded regional dish made from the community’s table scraps.
You can’t make it legally anymore though. A judge ruled that all the people supplying food were contributing to the delicacy of a miner.
Next level stuff right here
How do you track Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints!
My wife Dorothy left me because of my obsession with Morse code
I said please don't dash dot!
There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
What did the left eye say to the right eye when they got married?
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
My friend in the country couldn’t afford his water bill...
So I sent him a ‘Get Well Soon!’ card.
My friend asked if I knew of any Middle Eastern countries…
I was like. Oman, I don’t know. Then I I was like, Yemen, I might be able to name a few.
What was a very common name in the middle ages?
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
I've just deleted all the German names off my pre owned iPhone..
I just found out the country of Canada is a complete work of fiction.
My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same?
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
From r/askreddit's thread "If your sex life was a country, what country would it be and why?"
I asked all the countries in the world if they wanted to throw a party. All of them told me they can't because of covid.
Only one was like "Yemen"
Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face"
My nudist friend does not like putting on clothes, but will angrily comply with dress code requirements...
There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.
And then you will all be sorry.
The elderly wife in church turned to her husband and said, “I’ve just done a silent fart. What should I do?”
He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.
How do you get a country girls attention?
How do you get a country girl’s attention?
Why does the Norwegian Navy put bar codes on the sides of their ships?
So when they get back to port they can Scandinavian!
How do you get a country girl’s attention?
Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?
So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian
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