The Constellations Puns

A list of puns related to "The Constellations"

The constellation Orion's Belt is a waist of space.

That was a terrible joke. I rate it 3 stars.

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👤︎ u/Strange_Bedfellow
📅︎ Sep 02 2018
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Constellations are the stars of the night sky.
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👤︎ u/Freklred
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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There's a meteor shower tonight in the constellation Orion.

I'm Sirius.

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👤︎ u/nemomnemosyne
📅︎ Oct 20 2012
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Why do astronomers always try to lose?

They’re only interested in the constellation prize.

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👤︎ u/cmk100
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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Brand new star sign

I didn't win the competition to name a new star sign, but I was awarded a constellation prize.

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👤︎ u/TheBearDidLady
📅︎ Feb 24 2020
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An Astronomy Lesson

One of the most interesting objects in the night sky is a fuzzy patch of stars known colloquially as the “Seven Sisters”. In order to find it, first find the constellation Orion, and follow the direction his Bow is shooting.

No thanks necessary, we aim to Pleiades.

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👤︎ u/The_Possum
📅︎ Jun 10 2018
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I came second in a space photography competition.

Got the constellation prize.

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👤︎ u/Randomd0g
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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I entered an astronomy competition. I didn't win.

But I did get the constellation prize.

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👤︎ u/Lenzar86
📅︎ Aug 14 2018
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I recently entered a competition sponsored by the Astrological society.

I didn't come first, but I did win the constellation prize.

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👤︎ u/stw303
📅︎ Dec 19 2018
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I entered a competition where first place was a trip to the moon, and second place you got a star named after you.

I lost and got the constellation prize.

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👤︎ u/vatican_roulette
📅︎ Sep 19 2015
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