Why were the chorus kids the only ones at the concert?

It was a rechoirment for them to go and another group was aBANDoned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuigiMSS
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Just went to a performance of The Hallelujah Chorus which featured several ewes in the choir

It was Baaaaaaaroque music.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moorda
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2021
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I went to The Weeknd's concert. He invited me onstage to sing the chorus to one of his songs!

But there were so many stage lights turned towards me that…

I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drawsouza
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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Seeing people in the sub-zero cold, I'm reminded of a Kanye chorus

How can you be so hatless?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plasker6
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2013
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Did you hear about the Elf booted from the chorus?

He couldn't Fa-la-la-la-long

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lurking_digger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2017
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When you think about it, the chorus in "Who Let the Dogs Out" is a good dad joke.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xilban
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2016
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My son has recently taken up an interest in music. We're constantly going back and forth trying to stump the other with trivia. He thought he had me when he chorused, "Hey, dad, what genre are national anthems?!" I laughed, "That's easy!"

"Country!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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Groaned a whole store with this one.

I was buying new tires for my car. While I was discussing my options the person down the counter was flustered at the prices she was being offered. To this she loudly asked:

"I put the same ones on my husbands Jeep last year! What happened? Why are they so expensive?!"

To which I looked at over and loudly stated. "Inflation."

The guys behind the counter laughed. The rest of the room groaned out a chorus of dadjoke music that should have been filmed live in front of a studio audience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeoshua82
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2022
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Got the whole ice cream shop with this one:

While I was out with the family getting ice cream, the crowded shop had one of those awkward moments where everyone randomly goes quiet all at the same time - just as the confectioner handed me my ice cream.

I proceeded to ask β€œWhere does someone learn to make ice cream this good?”

Confectioner - β€œI’m not sure… the morning crew makes the batches”

β€œDid they learn at sundae school???”

I could not have been prouder with the chorus of groans and chuckles that rang throughout the shop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeepenTeepen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2022
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Did you hear the song about the picky landscaper?

The chorus went "No, I don't want no shrubs"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hawkeye45_
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2022
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Successfully managed to get a collective groan from everyone in the break room.

After a particularly hot and busy shift one night I walked into the break room where several other staff members were hanging out either on their break or done for the evening. One of them, noticing how sweaty I'd gotten in the heat, asked if I was okay. With a glint in my eye and a devious grin I turned to them and replied:

"just call me mayonnaise..." *confused looks on everyone's faces* "...because I'm egg-sauce-ted"

Having been the only dad in a room full of young folk I'd seen an opportunity I couldn't resist and taken it. I was greeted by a chorus of pained groans as everyone tried to un-hear my god-awful play on words only to discover that it was indelibly etched in their minds, permanently taking up a small piece of otherwise-useful brain space.

Needless to say, it was immensely satisfying. They may not have laughed but I laughed harder than I have in a good while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PahdyGnome
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2021
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What is a choir’s favorite part of dinner?

The main chorus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iLikeOldTrees
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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A lumberjack died in the woods...

There once was a lumberjack who was known as the hardest working lumberjack in the woods. Old Doolittle Dawort Deigh had a reputation and the complete respect of his coworkers for nearly 60 years. As we all know, tough lumberjacks can’t have sissy names. So many years ago, as was the tradition in the woods, old Doolittle Dawort Deigh was saddled with a nickname and had become known as simply Do Dah.

One tragic afternoon, old Do Dah was working his trade when a tree happened to fall the wrong way. Poor old Do Dah was squished flatter than a lumberjack flapjack. His coworkers, distraught at the thought of breaking the news of Do Dah’s death to his elderly wife, decided that perhaps if bad news was presented in a somewhat good way, it might soften the blow.

So that afternoon, old Do Dah’s fellow lumberjacks gathered on the stoop of the now widowed Mrs. Deigh and hesitantly knocked on the door. It took a few minutes for the old widow to make it across the room to the door. Finally as the door creaked open, the chorus of lumberjacks launched into a rousing rendition of

β™ͺ Guess who died in the woods today β™« Do Dah, Do Dah. β™« Guess who died in the woods today Old Do Dah Deigh. ♬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philo-sopher
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2017
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The air conditioning is too cold?

My classroom has air conditioning, but it only kicks in on warm days like today. When my fifth graders came in this morning, a couple immediately started complaining. "It's freezing in here!"

I had been waiting for this opportunity all year! I pointed to the corner of the room. "Well, if you're cold, you can go stand over there. The corner is 90ΒΊ!"

The best part was the chorus of incredulous students shouting "really?!" who then went over to investigate. It wasn't until they pointed out that the temperature was same over there that they realized they had been duped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spacecatapult
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2015
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What did the decapitated group of singers call themselves?

The Headless Chorus-Men

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McTurtleHurdles
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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dad songs

So I just sang my wife the chorus from boots are made for walking but I changed it a little. It goes like this: β™ͺThose hips are made for birthin', and that's just what they'll do. One of these days next week they'll push a baby out of you!β™ͺ

She wasn't very excited. Talk about a tough critic...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tuckereh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2016
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More clever than usual.

My dad and I were watching the ball drop when Miley started performing 'Wrecking Ball'.

He turns to me and says, "Knock, knock"

Me, "Oh God, who's there?"

Him, "Hakeem"

Me, "Hakkem who?"

and right as the chorus came on, he sings at the top of his lungs,

"HAKEEEEEEM INNN LIKEEE A WREEECKKKKINNNGG BALLLL!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatkid1441
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2014
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After three years this is still the one joke I'm the most proud of. I got my friend with this one on our road trip to our vacation in Italy.

So this was in the summer of 2011 and at the time this song was a big hit: Medina - You and I. The important part here is the chorus, starting at 0:44.

So in the middle of the song I ask my friend "Do you know what kind of car this singer drives?"
"No idea", she said. To which I replied "A hyu-n-dai."

She almost threw me out of the car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anntike
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2015
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Got my workmates a while ago. Still chuckle about it to myself occasionally

I work for an organisation which has a very institutionalised system whereby the newest hires are the shit kickers and the people who have been there longest have it easiest. I knew it when I signed up and now I've done my time and moved up the totem pole a bit. I was lucky enough to be one of 10 people hired at the same time in this hiring period and so the shit was spread out a bit.

We have a small fleet of cars that need to be washed every Sunday. This is the newest hire's responsibility. About 2-3 months into the job I was washing the cars with a few of my other new colleagues. Our supervisor pokes his head out of the building and barks at us "Make sure you do a good job; don't forget to do the wheels!"

"Don't worry boss," I replied, "I'll do a wheelie good job!"

Have you ever heard a chorus of groans? I have.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_saladfingers_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2016
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I was driving my dad to work this morning.

During our trip, U2's "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" played on the radio.

When Bono sang that line in the first chorus, my dad replied, "Really, Bono? You've been looking for like 20 years now!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyei8hts
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2013
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super moon

I'm visiting my parents from out of town and we all had gone outside to see the super moon and the meteor shower.

My dad waited until I said something along the lines of "oh wow look at the super moon."

That's when it started. He began singing "Super moon, super moon, it's super moonay" to the tune of "super freak." My mom, not to be outdone, joined in.

I'm clearly not having it so after seeing the super moon I go back inside. They follow me inside and I trip over their dog Tink. Annoyed I said, "Stupid Tink" setting off a new chorus of Super Tink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mmmdonutspopme
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2014
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Dad got Mom in the car

We are in the left most lane on a three lane street and the guy in the middle lane turns left in front of us and cuts us off.

My mom: "He had to cut us off because he couldn't get into the right lane."

Dad: "You mean the left lane."

Mom: "God damnit."

Chorus of laugher from me and my dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnmortalBeing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2014
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Got my in-laws over the weekend. I was so proud.

We had just finished up the annual St. Patty's Irish dinner and my mother-in-law says, "I counted out the potatoes before I cooked, but I guess I didn't cook enough."

Me: "So I guess you could say we have a real...potato famine?"

I promptly saw myself out to a chorus of groans.

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