The Casualties Puns

A list of puns related to "The Casualties"

There was a civil war at the North Pole once, but the elves don't talk about it much...

It was a cold war. Also a short war, with little casualties.

It lasted six months. The truce came after the elves realized they'd wasted the whole day fighting.

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👤︎ u/AlliedSalad
📅︎ Apr 08 2021
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Why shouldn't American go to war with South America?

Because the casualties will be in the brazilians

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👤︎ u/ParaREXX
📅︎ Mar 09 2019
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Dadjoked by my student

I teach history, I want to introduce new technology used in WWI (specifically trench warfare) so I ask "why did both sides suffer such great casualties?"

My student: because they skipped all the formalities

Me:.... internally groans

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👤︎ u/sal6a
📅︎ Nov 16 2014
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