At World's End.
A tropical depression
...apparently, the survivors are marooned.
Cuba (I am so sorry this has been in my head for days and it’s so bad)
It's going to be rated "Arrr..."
Jamaica?
No, she went of her own accord.
Would I be a pilot of the Caribbean’s?
>Jack Sbarro
Friend: “Jamaica?”
“No, she came of her own accord”.
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Jamaica?
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No. She wanted to go.
Dad and I are leaving Home Depot and cross paths with a gentleman carrying some 2x4s over his shoulder through the crosswalk. He stops the car and turns to me with, "Looks like he's... walking the plank." Dad literally cant drive the car because he's doubled over the steering wheel crying. All I can do is meet the stares of fellow shoppers with the deadpan face of one who has just been dad-joked. I will become him one day.
"Ah, salami Jamaican!"
Dad: What does a pirate love most at parties?
Mom: what?
Dad: Da Balloons!
My sister left the living room after that one
It's going to be rated "Arrr..."
Jamaica? No she went of her own accord
Puerto Rico $2.00
Dominican Republic $2.50
Jamaica $3.00
These are The Pie Rates of The Caribbean.
The survivors were marooned.
