A list of puns related to "The Canyon"
I said βitβs all downhill from here!β
βThere was a schism in the chasm.β
It was a resounding success.
It was deep.
Shit was intense.
My teacher only wanted the cliff notes though.
But not twice.
I hear it's absolutely gorges!
It's a Long, Long Way to Tipperary
The distance it fell was record breaking
We were taking pictures of the amazing views from the south rim of the canyon and my family wanted a picture with everyone in it. We all line up and my dad taps an older gentleman on the shoulder to take our picture:
My dad: "Hey, can you take our picture?"
Random dad: With a disgusted face he says, "No, I don't want a picture of you people." And walks off.
He took about 5 steps before turning around, laughing to himself, and snapped a great pic of my family. My dad later remarked, "that was a good one."
Czar Chasm.
I only parley see it
It's the perfect jumping off point.
My dad had never seen the Grand Canyon before. As soon as he saw it, the first thing he said was "Wow, I wonder how long it took them natives to build this!"
http://i.imgur.com/iJlDlTP.jpg
Just gorges.
Cliff notes.
Just gorges.
Czar Chasm.
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