The rabbit says, “I’m probably a Type-O”
It went off without a hitch
You just have to listen varicosely.
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
Because it had tuber-culosis
The capital of Taiwan. They’re all Taipai.
It was all in vain
Because it was her dowelry.
I told them I was inclined to it.
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
At least my uncle was being supportive as he kept on yelling, "Be positive!"
I guess there was a typo
B+
It bumped into another cell and screamed "Jesus Christ!!" God was not happy, he said "You should never use the Lords name in vein."
After all, it lives its whole life in vein
She has A type
Because they never marry the best man !
Medieval era
Blood blisters.
It was one hell of a barbecue.
Eh positive
"It's typ o."
Because he only had half his blood left
Type O
B Neigh-getive
There was this guy, mid to late twenties, black hair, just average next door type of guy. Mind you, he's not a dad yet. He's a honest worker who worked his way up in his job and makes a decent living for a man of his age. When he was a kid he was not extremely sharp and people would make fun of his stupidity. But he didn't care about that. He gave all he could and went abroad to get the best education from the best university of his time. He graduated top of the class. The he came back to his home town, got a job and fell in love with a beautiful young girl. They were about to get married but unfortunately for some reason god went "hmmm he's doing good for someone his age, better have small chat with him" and took him and he dropped dead just days before his wedding day. The bride who was about to get married to that man was absolutely devasted. She was so in love but unfortunately that didn't end well. She shut herself off from the world and cried every night. Lucky, for her the man left all he earned to be passed on to her if he happened to pass away before her. Then after a year of grieving the girl pulled herself out of her sadness and seclusion and bought a nice house for herself and settled there. But she never got married or made love The on one nice evening the women decided to go to the nearest pub and get some social interaction. She saw this young lad drinking booze all by himself and noticed he kinda looked sad. The lady decided to talk to that guy because she knew how miserable sadness can be. So she initiated a convo with that young lad. The lad took notice of the effort and kind heart of the lady and decided to share his life story, how he grew up in farm house and how he loved farming and all. He was rather peculiar about tractors and such farm equipments, spoke like someone describing about their love of their life. The lady noticed his love for his profession and inquired more. He went on to talk about tractors and all and how he dreamt of riding one when he was a kid and everything. He proceeded to tell how a few years ago a terrible accident made him hate the very tractors he loved as a kid. For someone who inquired more, the lady got tired of hearing about farm equipments and decided to call her day off and told the guy she's going to head back to her house. It was late night about half past 10 and so the lad offered to walk her home. The lady and the lad started to walk down the sub urbs, where the houses were distant and people occup
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Nurse: Yes, a low one.
So since it didn't go in the vein, it was in vain
Oh that's negative.
Me: "Tell them to give it back"
2B
It was an Otis wedding.
I said "NO! IT MUST BE A TYPE-O"
A doctor notices this and says, "Excuse me sir, but what are you doing?"
The man ignores the doctor and continues, now taking everyone's blood pressure.
"Sir, I'll ask you again", says the doctor, "why are you here and what are you doing?"
Ignoring the doctor again, the man then begins to take everyone's blood and starts processing it through the hospital's examination equipment.
"Right!" Shouts the doctor. "Now you're testing my patients!"
He got cold feet.
But my doctor just said B positive
You just have to listen varicosely
Turns out it was a Type-O
Unfortunately it was a Type-O
You just have to listen varicosely.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.
B+
Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
