momjokes

A recently cooked pizza left my oven with an ever blackening pile of cheese at the bottom. I want to clean it off and my mom always speaks wonders of some spray on product, so I text her for help:

"What's the name of that oven cleaner you like?"

"Joe."

Joe's my dad.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2014
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dad joked my new roomate of two days

Me- "hey Jared, what you burning in the kitchen?"

Jared- "oh just some blackened potatoes."

Me- "I guess you could call them hashblacks."

Jared- "...you fucking suck."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PFetz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2014
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Sandwich dad

So I'm 25 years old, work full time, live at home, and my dad still makes my lunch. Today I texted my dad after I bit into my turkey sandwich because something seemed to be different about this turkey. My dad proceeded to classically dad joke me.

Me: weird turkey

Dad: blackened

Me: idk how I feel about it

Dad: think the turkey felt the same way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eggplantparm789
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2015
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