What's the best time of day on a clock?
What pan is the best to make sushi in?
Bet Jay Z loves a 99. (Rest of world buddies, a 99 is the name of the best UK ice cream, not what you're thinking). (UK people, it is the best)
What’s the best kind of turd to eat with a hotdog?
Heat pipe is one of the best heat conductors BTW.
What's the best kind of jokes to tell while on quarantine?
What kind of bear makes the best eggs ?
A man attends a funeral for his best friend. He approaches the grieving widow, gestures to the podium and asks; "May I say a word?" The widow responds "Of course.."
The man stands up and speaks "Plethora." and steps back down.
"Thank you..." says the Widow, "that really means a lot."
EDIT The responses here are incredible! 👌
My best friend said, "I've been babysitting children from the age of 19."
I said, "But by that age they are adults."
I went into the pharmacy and asked the assistant, "What is the best thing for killing germs?"
"Ammonia cleaner." She replied.
I said, "Sorry, I thought you worked here."
What kind of tree is the best for blocking water?
What type of dog makes the best magician?
I've made the best cups of tea in the world... What can I say?
What’s the best way to guess the temperature at the top of a mountain?
I found a joke contest the other day and really wanted to win so I submitted 10 of my best puns.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did
What’s the best kind of ant?
I asked my kids, which Winnie the Pooh character would be best in battle?
Eeyore. Because in battle, he becomes a...
War Eeyore.
Did you hear about the best vegetable of the 2021?
Six-thirty is the best time of day.
What’s the best time of day to go to the dentist?
Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face"
I’m back in my hometown looking after my Dad who gets a little forgetful. I helped him with a transaction, and when we left the store he said ‘We need to go to a trophy shop, I need to get a trophy that says-Best Son Ever- “Aw Dad, you’re my trophy”
He looks at me and says ‘It’s for your brother!’
Edit: Today he said he has to get all the info for my brothers trophy… because my brother just had a son and my dad wants to get a commemorative ‘trophy’ for his grandson! D’oh! I’m supposed to be helping him with his confusion.
Undoubtedly, blue is the best color...
...it's been cyantifically proven.
In the best Dadjoke move of all time..
Stephen King actually named his son Joe.
What is the best type of music to listen to on Christmas eve?
Grandma is always saying to me ' Hey what's the name of that German guy again who keeps taking my stuff '
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
what's the best day of the week to poop?
Did you know a colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence?
For example
- I ate my friend's lunch
- I ate my friend's colon
What do cannibals serve at the beginning of dinner party?
6:30 is the best time on a clock.
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show.
I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81.
Why is leather the best clothing to wear when breaking into a house?
Because it is made out of hide.
The best relationships are formed on a roof.
That way I know it was built on truss.
The one and only acceptable way of advertising
What kind of ant smells the best?
What's the best way to catch a Peeping Tom?
Do you know the best thing about Elevator jokes?
They work on so many levels
Ah sorry i didn't read the name of the subreddit right
Today I found out my best friend Gav died of heartburn
My friend was trying to feed her baby but he was having none of it. I said "Try the Airplane."
She said, "Airplane? What is it?"
"It's a classic spoof film from the 1980s but that's not important right now."
What's the best cereal to eat while watching a movie?
Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx.
But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.
What is the best type of cheese to hide a horse in?
What's the best way to climb out of ELO hell?
When is the best time to book a root canal appointment?
Who is the best Kung fu vegetable?
6:30 is the best time on the clock
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