My 5 year old told me this today - Dad, how does a farmer count all his animals in the barn?
The person who invented 'autocorrect' walks into a barn
What happened when the barn in Russia burned down
Have you heard the story of the old empty barn?
Whenever we visited my Grampa's dairy farm, there'd be mud and cowpats everywhere, and my Dad would say, "I love dairy farms! Look at the dairy barn, and the dairy cows, and...
"Smell that sweet Dairy Air!"
If the joke's unclear:>!"dairy air" sounds like "derriere"!<
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
Used to never be able to use the wifi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
Why was the farmer afraid to rescue the cow from on top of the barn?
The steaks were too high.
Owl jump on the barn-wagon
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Who
... who who?
How did you know I'm an owl! :o
Dad getting back into the house from the barn...
Dad: the cows are really mad because you haven't been returning their calls.
Wife: what?
Dad: they've been trying to re-chew all night.
Why did the man work in a barn for hus whole life?
Because is was a stable career
Why wasn’t the horse interested in breeding in the barn?
He was more hoping for a stable relationship.
A farmer’s convict son was supposed to be helping him with the chores. When he looked behind the barn, his son was asleep on the hay.
From the 2020 SAT, geometry section: A farmer is welding parts in his barn. He wants to cut four bars of equal length from two lengths of iron rebar measuring 16 feet, 8 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches. How much material will be discarded? Bonus: where will the rebar, once welded, go for a good time?
When I went into the barn I saw my father doing a strip tease act in front of our tractor
He explained that he went to a marriage counselor because mom didn't want to be intimate anymore. The counselor told him he should do something sexy to attract her.
Did you hear the news? Some outlaws were running from the police, ducked into Farmer Johnson's barn and stashed their dynamite in his grain. One of his cattle got into the grain and ate the dynamite. They were afraid the poor fella was going to blow up.
I think that's abominable.
A vampire bat returned to his colony with a lot of blood on his face. When the other bats asked him what happened he pointed to a building and said: “See that cow barn over there?”
Why did the hen lay around in the barn all day?
What’s the name for a horse that is the smartest one in the barn?
What do you call when cows escape from the barn?
Jacob wasn't able to raise the barn in time for the rainy weather.
Amished opportunity, if you ask me.
Why did the cow climb on to the roof of the barn?
Because it didn't want to be ground beef
Why did the farmer turn on the radio in his barn every night?
Because the cows like moosic.
Today at the Dairy I was standing at the cow barn and a woman turned to me and asked, "Do they milk the male cows too." I answered, "only if they are lucky"
I decorated where my horse sleeps in the barn.
My ten-year-old son: Dad, did you hear about the barn party after midnight that was getting out of hand?...
... Finally the sheep yells, stop horsing around, I’m trying to sheep. - Love this kid.
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
The internet connection in my farm was really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
The internet connection at my farm was really poor, so I moved the modem to the barn.
The person who invented 'autocorrect' walks into a barn
The rancher’s wifi wasn’t working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
I had terrible internet connection on my farm till I moved the modem to the barn.
The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
Why did the barn collapse?
Because it wasn't stable.
I was having trouble with my internet connection , so I moved the modem to the barn.
Why did the barn collapse?
Because it wasn't stable.
What do you call when the cows escape from the barn?
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