Have you heard of Larry, the Homeless Barbarian?
He was roofless.
Why is the barbarian carrying a skillet?
Wizard: Why is the barbarian carrying a skillet?
Bard: He thinks it's his spellcasting focus.
Wizard: He has spells?
Bard: Just one. Every time he hits someone with it he shouts "Cast iron!"
What is the definition of barbarian?
Someone who cuts hair in a library.
Pict
Why did the Roman think the ancient Scotsman was a barbarian? He Pict his nose.
Diagnosing a diseased catfolk in our Dungeons & Dragons game.
So we are playing dnd and our Catfolk Barbarian gets sick from being bitten from a giant tick a few days ago. She's pretty salty about it because it's made her physically weaker and she can't hit thing as well. The GM (her dad) says "She is sick with a disease that's like an extreme form of lime disease." "My God". I said "It's Lemon Disease." Without skipping a beat the GM says, "Yes. And it's made a sour puss."
We all die.
