A list of puns related to "The Bank"
So I pushed her
The robber yells, βDonβt change the subject!"
Inspired by a recent post.
An old lady ask me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
A snitch in time saves nine.
He did it on porpoise.
To get his quarterback!
It was a bust
Luckily the bullet was deflected by the loose change in my breast pocket, you could say it was my life savings
If I die on Thursday
...but they refused to accept my down payment.
Turns out you're not supposed to push customers if they ask you to check their balance.
To get a bank clone!
A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Apparently you can't take "leftovers" home.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
It wanted to reef-inance!
You know why it wanted to do that?
Its house was underwater!
...and I fell off the damn roof.
The headlines read 'Small Medium at Large.'
The man replies " It's A knicknack, patty whack, give the frog a loan, his old mans a rolling stone (also I meant Mick jagger my autocorrect sucks balls)
A cab.
LOANsome
Floret!
Yeah, it's called a Provo-loan
The rabbit says, βIβm probably a Type-Oβ
When an old lady walked up to me, gave me her debit card and PIN AND asked me to check her balence...
So I pushed her over.
My wife asked what happened, but I just can't TELLER
Jar jar banks.
I replied: I know I am pretty good, but I donβt think Iβm ready to compete just yet
He used Google safe search!
I gotta let my wife know, but I donβt know how to teller.
Small Medium at Large
She was a four chin teller
Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Edit: Credit to r/Teenagers for this
It didint have the guts.
The robber says, βDonβt change the subject!"
A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her
So I pushed her over.
An elderly woman came in and asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
An old lady asked me to check her balance...so I pushed her over.
So I pushed her over.
So I pushed her over.
A woman asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over
so he pushed her over
So I pushed her over.
So I pushed her over
...so I pushed her over.
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