The art and soul of freedom
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The art of garden cultivation
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︎ Sep 08 2022
Why did the art thief's getaway vehicle run out of petrol?
He had no Monet to buy Degas, to make the Van Gogh.
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︎ Aug 03 2022
They said this colonoscopy camera was state of the art
But all these pictures look like crap
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︎ Jun 22 2022
Why did the artistβs painting of cows get rejected by the art gallery?
They said it was just meaty ochre.
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︎ Jun 06 2022
I went to the art museum and saw a beautiful installation made entirely out of steaks
It was a rare medium well done.
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︎ Apr 12 2022
How do you learn the ancient art of moving in two opposite directions at the same time while remaining in place?
You can sit down, shut up, and listen here.
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︎ Feb 14 2022
The Sistine Chapel ceiling isn't the best piece of art I've seen...
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︎ Mar 18 2022
I like this new trend of taping stuff to the wall and calling it art.
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︎ Feb 20 2022
My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid. βState of the Art,β he said, βIt cost me a fortune.β
I said, βAwesome. What type is it?β
He said, β Two thirty.β
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︎ Oct 12 2018
Why did the student throw a 64 pack of Crayola crayons at his art teacher after he was done with his test?
He wanted to pass with flying colors.
I thought of that myself.
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︎ May 13 2021
I've mastered the art of sitting down using just one word.
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︎ Dec 11 2021
Did you hear about the art expert that broke his friend out of prison?
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︎ Oct 07 2021
Did you hear about the band that got cancelled by PETA for their album art featuring trees made of flesh?
They caught a lot of meatwood flack
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︎ Mar 28 2021
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Why is the minister of art always so shallow?
Because they are Art Official
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︎ Jul 02 2021
My son grows a lot of fur and manufactures products of art or craft on nights when the moon is full...
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︎ Apr 28 2021
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state of the art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
Theyβre calling it Mercedes-clenz
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︎ Sep 25 2020
The art of policing
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︎ Nov 29 2019
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
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︎ Sep 20 2019
Someone should start a line of houses with state-of-the-art security systems
Call it "Sure-Lock Homes".
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︎ May 17 2018
Who improved the art of stealing to perfection?
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︎ May 16 2020
The only type of art that people despised
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︎ Jun 13 2020
I was going to study the art of treating the body by rubbing and kneading my wife's body to stimulate circulation...
But then I found out that would be massage-ony.
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︎ Mar 19 2020
I have mastered the art of brewing tea
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︎ May 31 2017
My town's local art festival this weekend missed an opportunity to call itself Total Eclipse of the Art.
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︎ Aug 20 2017
What is the name of the art movement popularized in 1920's Germany by dogs who sought to unite art and industrial design alongside artists such as Kandinsky and Paul Klee?
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︎ Mar 12 2018
The Art of Mandolin War
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︎ Feb 13 2013
I've been trying to read a book called "The Advanced Art of Lockpicking"
But I just can't get into it.
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︎ Aug 15 2019
I made it to the final round of the Art Competition, but didnβt win.
It turned out to be a draw.
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︎ Aug 29 2019
My friends always say contemplating the meaning of art is the most philosophical side to art...
But when Iβm drawing, deciding β2B or not 2Bβ is the real question.
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︎ Aug 29 2019
What's a magician skilled in the art of hickeys called?
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︎ Dec 27 2018
What I love about Bob Ross, is that he always has a happy touch on the entire landscape of the art of painting
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︎ Apr 28 2017
Ever heard of the Indian Martial Art move which is known to make people laugh?
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︎ Mar 28 2016
The art of dad jokes
Words words words PUNch line.
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︎ Sep 25 2018
The youth center in my town is teaching the art of dad joking well.
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︎ May 27 2014
What do you call the art of Freezer meditation?
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︎ Oct 23 2018
Ghostbusta Rhymes (the art of Justin Hager)
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︎ May 14 2014
For the final piece of coursework in my art diploma, I used my knife to cut a line across Mr Hamill and Mr Wahlberg just after they'd finished eating.
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︎ Sep 28 2018
What form of art hurts the most?
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︎ Jun 12 2017
Why did the art thief's van run out of fuel?
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh
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︎ Oct 06 2021
Why did the art thiefβs van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?
Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
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︎ Aug 25 2021
Why did the art thiefβs van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?
Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh
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︎ Jan 01 2021
I am a huge fan of the art of cooking steaks.
When done right, it is a rare medium done well.
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︎ Sep 20 2018
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