The Architect Puns

A list of puns related to "The Architect"

Did you hear about the architect who only designed chimney-less homes?

He was Claus-trophobic 🎅

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👤︎ u/Xero19
📅︎ Aug 21 2020
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An architect friend of mine keeps going on and on and on about how he has designed the greatest skyscraper of all time.

But I think he's built it up too much.

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👤︎ u/EastlyGod1
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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Did you hear of the architect who felt compelled to design overly-engineered buildings?

He had a complex complex complex.

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👤︎ u/Rocknocker
📅︎ Jan 13 2020
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Why did the architect build a rectangular skyscraper ?

Cause there were always 2 sides to a storey

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👤︎ u/sangarshanan
📅︎ Jul 01 2019
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Did you hear about the architect who invented the worst staircase in the world?

It didn’t go down well

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👤︎ u/TheJawsDog
📅︎ May 22 2019
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My architect friend made millions by inventing the upside down house.

It is a top cellar.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 24 2018
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Why did the architect turn around, switch the light off, and go to bed?

His erection failed on him.

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👤︎ u/pd_conradie
📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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Why couldn't the architect go out with his friends?

He had other plans.

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👤︎ u/RadiatorSam
📅︎ Sep 22 2017
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Saw a business card with the job title "Lead Architect" on it the other day...

So I asked, "Have you not been promoted to gold architect just yet, then?"

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👤︎ u/LolliTensor
📅︎ Feb 06 2015
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Lots of violence could have been prevented in the Old West.

If only the cowboy architects had made the towns big enough for everyone else.

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Mar 22 2020
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On the job site

I'm an architect and visited a house with my boss and the client today which is nearly finished. We were talking about the marble counter he got for his bathroom and how nice it is.

My boss - "Yes, client, we really think you're doing a marvelous job with this so far..."

Me - "Maybe even a marbleous job"

silence

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👤︎ u/PostPostModernism
📅︎ Jul 29 2014
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