Usually, distance.
He was caught using performance enhancing rugs
That’s because today is a good day to dye!
It turned into a demolition derby because there can only be one.
"No Thanks!!" I said. "I've only got a small garden."
They were so much faster than me.
He thought it would make him faster, but it only made him sluggish!
The 5k because a mile race doesn’t meter.
He took a short cut.
cause it was mooving faster than it
They both said they like to watch people drive
It was Pear-ilous!
He couldn't finnish.
“One Two Three” because “Un Deux Trois” cat sank.
I told her thats dirt cheap
It just happened. I'm evolving
And I’m laughing my Ossoff
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Because good help is hard to find.
Nothing, they fast.
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision
It blew him away.
They Tide!
Too many spoilers.
He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound unlike anything he's ever heard before.
The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind. He doesn't sleep that night; he tosses and turns trying to figure out what could possibly be making such a seductive sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." Distraught, the man is forced to leave. Years later, after never being able to forget that sound, the man goes back to the monastery and pleads for the answer again. The monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk.” The man says, "If the only way I can find out what is making that beautiful sound is to become a monk, then please, make me a monk." The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of grains of sand. When you find these answers, you will have become a monk."
The man sets about his task. After years of searching he returns as a gray-haired old man and knocks on the door of the monastery. A monk answers. He is taken before a gathering of all the monks." In my quest to find what makes that beautiful sound, I traveled the earth and have found what you asked for: By design, the world is in a state of perpetual change. Only God knows what you ask. All a man can know is himself, and only then if he is honest and reflective and willing to strip away self deception."
The monks reply, "Congratulations. You have become a monk. We shall now show you the way to the mystery of the sacred sound." The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is beyond that door." The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man is given the key to the stone door and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. And so it went that he needed keys to doors of emerald, pearl and diamond. Finally, they come to a door made of solid gold. The sound has become very clear and definite. The monks say, "This is the last key to the last door." The man is apprehensive; his life's wish is behind that door! With trembling hands, he unlocks the door, turns the knob, and slowly pushes the door open. Falling to his knees, he is
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"The trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter!"
Gnomes.
There's no race like gnome.
It was level pegging.
But now he's just sluggish
He Finnished first.
Because Une-Deux-Troi quatre cinq.
The steaks will be higher than ever
His car pushed the envelope.
Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast. Diahrrea...
The lettuce was ahead while the tomato tried to ketchup.
Because it was wiped out
Tu-Tu won one too.
We are ordering dinner, I asked My kiddo what she would like. She says "Can I get a Caesar wrap."
So I say "Yo-Yo, I'm MC Cesar, and I'm here to say, I got stabbed in the back, et tu, brute?"
The stare and silence was remarkable & amazing. Made even better with the high five received by the dad sitting next to us.
But if anything, it made him more sluggish.
It didn't work, now he is more sluggish....
He knew a short cut
