Kind of glad they kicked me out because their curriculum made me feel boxed in
I guess the sky is my limit
It's a place of warship.
I'll call it: "The Euler Identity"
He was telling us all how nervous he was that he wouldn't fit in there, and my dad says, "don't worry, everyone there will be in the same boat."
They're training men! Hallelujah! They're training men! Amen!
I went to the Navel Academy
I responded that nudists are defined by their lack of jeans
Edit: there->their
Edit 2: Awards? Wow! I'd like to thank the Academy, the community, my wife, and the man who made this post possible, my father in law!
It's the 90 second Academy Awards.
To celebrate the 200th birthday of Charles Darwin, the scientific community joined together for a party. As is common at such gatherings, the Biologists began to argue about what species was the most suited to its environment. Finally after much heated debate, a group of scientists pledged to spend the rest of the year exhaustively researching the Biological record to once and for all determine which creature was the ultimate example of adaptivity and proficiency ever to live.
Yesterday, the results were announced at the National Academy of Sciences. The creature identified as the most adaptive and proficient in Earth's history was a previously unknown animal from the Mesozoic era, a water dwelling insect that thrived for a hundred million years.
It was ... a FishAnt
