The Abbot Puns

A list of puns related to "The Abbot"

Why did the Abbot only tell two people he was leaving the Monastery?

Because he only had to give two monks notice.

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👤︎ u/fish-fingered
📅︎ Jan 12 2018
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I’m addicted to abusing nuns, I just can’t not hit them, the only thing that’s worked for me is redirecting it to somebody else.

I’m trying really hard to kick the abbot

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👤︎ u/Routine_Palpitation
📅︎ Feb 12 2021
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