The villain from 101 Dalmatians made her money from designer chicken houses

Coop Deville

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Can ex-wives be dads?

I texted my ex-wife this morning.

Me: The kids are watching 101 Dalmatians and I just noticed Lucky has a horseshoe on his back.

Ex: Yup, always has!

Me: I never noticed and I've seen this 100 times.

Ex: 100 or 101?

Me: Booooo

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Soo... My 7 yr. old daughter dropped this one on me... I think I'll keep her.

We're watching the live action 101 Dalmatian movie. It's the scene where Cruella falls through the floor and lands in what looks like a bunch of poop, chasing after one of the puppies.

My daughter asks me,"What is that stuff she fell into supposed to be?". I replied,"Pretty sure it's supposed to resemble poop." She goes,"So I guess that puppy set a poopy trap."

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