Walking into the house, I announced, "Well, that's that! We can’t take our dog to the pond anymore!" Puzzled, our son asked why, so I continued, "The ducks keep attacking him!"
"I guess that’s what we get for buying a pure bread dog!"
That's why it's called "Peligro" (OC)
Why do British people hate saying the letter T? Cus’ thats what they are too busy drinking it all the time.
This pun is so painful maybe that's why it's on a window pane
No one cares about me - that's why I can't evaporate
These puns are special type of cheesy, Feta cheesy, that's why they are Greece-y.
did nt have enough karma for okbr so it goes here (that's why its just awful)
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
That's why it sounded ruff.
My infant son is a bit constipated. My wife was like "I want to weigh him today" and I said that's not a good idea. She asked why...
Because he is full of shit.
She responded "you shouldn't say that"
I responded "what he just lies all day."
Real convo
That's why they are so cheap
If you suck at playing the trumpet, that's probably why.
Thats why communist talk a lot
You ever notice how George Washington only got a big stick, and everyone else got huge memorials? I guess that's why they call it the Washington Post.
People say a lot of punchlines in my jokes are incorrectly formulated. Hmm, maybe that's why most of my posts here got...
It hurts when you have expectations; that's why a woman feels pain when she's pregnant
Why can't you have a nose that's 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Tomorrow is going to be chore, that's why they call it the fewchore
Son: what's that in the beer glass on the mantle? Me: well, that's your uncle Frank that's where he wanted his remains. It was his favourite beer stein. He always said it would be funny, never got why.
Son: maybe it's so he could be a frank in stein?
Me: Dammit Frank!
That's why I love camping
My daughter loves Mickey Mouse, so that's why I had to go to Disneyland.
When I came home, I told her where I have been to, she was very excited.
Dad: "that's why you'll never see organic apples, they look too unappealing"
Me: "well apples don't need to look good, it's bananas that you need to be a-peeling"
He was so proud.
Thats why they call it a dashboard...
So my daughter this morning put a bunch of stuff on the dashboard so when I took off it all ended up in her lap.
> Me: Thats why they call it a dashboard not a shelf
> <she kind of shrugged it off and a few minutes pass>
> Her: what?
> Me: Because everything dashes at you when the car takes off :DDDD
> Her: <rolls eyes>
If you suck at playing the trumpet, that's probably why.
If you suck on the trumpet, that's probably why...
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