Child: Dad, Iโ€™m thankful for you on this thanksgiving.

Dad: Hi thankful, Iโ€™m dad.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jhench78
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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This Thanksgiving i am thankful for friends...

Especially the episode when Joey and Chandler get a duck.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FaceInTheCloudz
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Call all pun creators

My sister is in the emergency room with second degree burns on her foot from cooking oil, I need puns to make fun of her at thanksgiving.

Be merciless.

Edit: it was great, you're puns were big hits. After each pun I said your username without context, but at the end of dinner someone asked me if I was going insane and I said "no, those are the pun credits" so, in some of your cases it was pretty funny to say out of context.

Thank you all for your entries, they were great!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CrimsonCultist
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 20 2016
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Thank you

I was at an old navy with the family, as we were walking in, 5 other people were behind us, so I held the door open. Person one: Thank you Person two: Thank you Person three: Thank you Person four: Thank you Person five: Thank you Me: there's a lot of thanks going on... it's almost like its.... Thanksgiving.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SRowan33
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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While waiting on a table at work. I left him there mid-order.

Me - "Would you like to try our Turkey BLT special today?"

Probably a Dad - "No, thank you. I've been addicted to thanksgiving leftovers lately. I've been trying to quit, cold turkey..."

Slow clap.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/George_F4YF
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 01 2015
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Here's a favorite of mine from Thanksgiving!

So a little context: fresh sage is really hard to come by around Thanksgiving. The first grocery store we went to didn't have any so we had to go to another. As we were approaching the second store, there was an armored ATM vehicle out front.

"They've really amped up the security on the sage," I smirk pointing to the ATM van.

With the biggest grin on his face, Dad says, "Guess you could call that (โ€ขโ€ข) , ( โ€ขโ€ข)>โŒโ– -โ–  , (โŒโ– _โ– ) a sage coach."

Don't know if that was clever enough to share, but there you have it. Thanks for reading!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/shoddyscottie
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 02 2013
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A few weeks late Thanksgiving dad joke

Going around the table saying our thanks during Thanksgiving when my dad drops,

"I'm tankful of gas in my car."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mattmccarty
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 11 2013
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Thanksgiving Dinner

After Thanksgiving dinner at Walmart looking for plunger

Dad: Where can we get a plunger?

Walmart Employee: Right this way!

Dad: Thank you! We had a big Thanksgiving meal.

Me: shakes head

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MedStudent14
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 09 2013
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