A list of puns related to "Thank Christ For The Bomb"
And yes, I did the spinny thing right after I put it on.
Ps: they also gave me a lil rubber duck. How should I name it?
Prayer for protection from enemies
Dear Almighty God, hear my voice. Lord Jesus, Please listen to my prayer.
I humble myself before the My Fatherβs Throne of Grace and Mercy. Today, I affirm that I am worthy to enter the presence of the βMost Highβ God Through the spirit of his Son, Yeshua Hamschiato. The son of Man. He is the only route to the Father. I am worthy amongst on his riches and glory on behalf of the blood shed at Calvary.
For I believe that Yeshua Hamaschiato died on the cross for my sins. Since I accept him into my heart to dwell over my life, I am worthy to ask My Father in Heaven, Jehovah Nissi for protection from my Enemies.
Dear Lord Jesus, Forgive me of my sins both known and unknown. Cleanse my soul with your cleansing blood. Restore my salvation. Renew my mind, body, and spirit with your redeeming blood. Cover me from the crown on my head all the way down to the soles of my feet. Clothe me in the Full Armor of God.
The armor of God is described in Ephesians 6:10-18.
In this passage we are told that our primary battles are of a spiritual nature and that we need spiritual armor to be able to stand firm in the midst of these battles. The armor includes the following pieces:
Belt of truth: The belt of truth is the first item in our arsenal. A belt holds the other pieces of clothing and armor together. It secures the outfit and allows a soldier to move freely. Truth both secures us and gives us freedom (John 8:32). One of Satan's greatest offensive tactics is to deceive us; he is the "father of lies" (John 8:44). With the belt of truth around our waists, we are prepared to defend against this. This truth also applies to the way we live our lives. When we live with honesty and integrity, the other pieces of our armor β what could be considered our spiritual selves β stay intact. A life of integrity is not easily torn asunder.
Breastplate of righteousness: The breastplate of righteousness covers our hearts and other vital organs. In a sense, the breastplate covers the most vulnerable areas of a warrior. Proverbs 4:23 says, "Keep your heart with all vigilance, for from it flow the springs of life." The righteousness that guards a believer's heart is the righteousness of Christ (2 Corinthians 5:21).
Footwear of the readiness of the gospel: Our feet are to be "fitted with the readiness that comes from the gospel of peace" (Ephesians 6:15 NIV). Because we know the good news of Christ and by that knowledge experience peace in Him
... keep reading on reddit β‘TL;DR The prayer of a victim of Mormonism is no more righteous than the prayer of a starved and massacred native American Indian or a bleeding and whipped southern slave of centuries ago. Mormonism's roots start in New England by way of Scotland. The Book of Mormon was compiled from at least 5 other stolen or borrowed publications. Joseph Smith the child was Mormonism's second victim. A Utah judge believes his own father was a modern day apostle of Jesus Christ. This judge exploits Utah's broken legal system to wreak havoc on the lives of vulnerable parents and drive many of them to suicide.
If you don't know already, Mormonism's roots start in New England by way of Scotland. Zealous patriots of the late 1700's and early 1800's knew the only way to save the dozen or so "United States of America" from the corruption of counterfeit money, alcoholism, prostitution, infighting among the states and the growing divide slavery created was to successfully expand into the West at all costs. The only way to do this was to defeat the native American Indians and other countries using the Indians to prevent settlement in the American continent's West. These zealous patriots knew the only way to do this was to create a new religion and eventually send the religion's faithful victims to triumph over massacre and naively establish numerous settlements throughout the West. (Afterall, it was "religion" that brought the first pilgrims to the American continent so it's not like the blueprint for chasing dreams on the wings of religion wasn't readily available).
Because slavery had been allowed by some leaders and embraced by some states as a way to quickly build the new nation's economy and because the tobacco industry had become immeasurably successful, there was plenty of money and tax exemptions available for the failing nation to fund competing "religions" as a way to bring morality and organization back to it's people. It was common practice at the time and new religions with new followings led by new self-proclaimed prophets and pastors were popping up all the time. To save the nation they were so deeply committed to, these zealous patriots borrowed, stole or forced the use of at least 5 publications to create what they eventually claimed was the "Book of Mormon" delivered to a boy by "God". Those publications include "The Late War", "The First Book of Napoleon", "A View of the Hebrews" and "The History of
... keep reading on reddit β‘I have an issue with overthinking at night, and that calm demeanor he puts forward in all his videos has honestly really helped me keep my cool recently. His episode where he was just so incredibly happy to win the paintings made a night go from awful to amazing. So yeah, thank you Joe Hills.
I'm doing 14-hour shifts on a consulting gig 3000 miles from home and the only thing keeping me sane is watching/listening to these lovely people as I pedal along on this stationary bike in an empty hotel gym.
Thank you so, so much GB and the GB family. (as an aside, very tempted to read out a Kessler-esque statement to our client)
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