Background: Ryouga is a naive, but determined young man that hates the word "impossible". If he ever hears the word, he gains the motivation to prove whatever was called impossible to be possible. He is on a quest to find his father, however along the way he encountered the evil organization known as Great Gravel. He takes on the organization, fighting many powerful Burst Warriors. He eventually defeats their leader and takes down the organization.
Burst: Zekrom
Type: Dragon/Electric
Resistances: Flying, Steel, Fire, Water, Grass, Electric
Techniques
As a user of Burst, Ryouga can use many of the abilities of the Pokรฉmon he combines with, Zekrom. Due to Zekrom's type combination, Ryouga has the ability to use both Dragon and Electric-type powers.
- Dragon Power: Ryouga slashes the air in front of him, unleashing a powerful wave of energy on the opponent
- Lightning Perfect Wave: Ryouga creates a sphere of electricity in his hand and fires it in the shape of a beam at the opponent
- Lightning Spark: Ryouga grapples with his opponent to restrain them before calling down a massive bolt of lightning, causing an explosion that damages both Ryouga and his target
Strength
- Lifts a massive boulder
- Throws Miruto ontop of that boulder and runs with it
- Scales a mountain while carrying other people
- Stops 2 charging Bouffalant, which are strong enough to derail a train
- Knees Yappy across the ground
- Throws a large boulder
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Ayahuasca trip report #4
"My fate cries out And makes each petty artery in this body As hardy as the Nemean lionโs nerve." -act 1 scene IV
The Acacia/Ayahuasca (ozywausca) brew tasted like bitter-sweet earthy nectar and glowed emerald auroras under a blacklight. The gardener explained earlier how the medicinal brew he offers will enter into every cell and artery then sweat out through our palms before the nights' end. With the medicine sourced from the backyard and a ceremony space cleared in the living room I was offered the first cup.
The Acacia is said to be the original tree of Knowledge. Used for millennia by aboriginal elders for coming of age ceremonies and to enter the dreaming. The burning bush that Moses encountered in the Biblical story was also the Acacia, and this sacred plant was the DMT source for the night to replace the Chacruna leaf used in traditional Ayahuasca/DMT visions. Such was the hype I was contemplating before any effects were noticed some thirty minutes into the ceremony. A second cup later and only then did the night truly begin...
Women, beauty, art, praise, teaching or being a shaman, can all fuck off...the praise of others taken seriously is your own self doubt grasping at strawmen. Tough guys can fuck off, China can fuck off, the devil can fuck off.... the devil....he's in me...yeah I'm a peice of shit but I know what I have to do...help others or not? How when you haven't saved yourself yet?
With eyes closed I saw string theory colours and DNA type sequences slowly spiralling towards me. David Goggins...I could save that mother fucker....no not me...manifest: Goggins to find Nyanamoli, get Goggins in touch with Nyanamoli....am I gonna save myself ...I just have to fuckin do it. Sitting cross legged I punch the ground with this realisation. I roared out the bitch in me (as in the terror of having to do what I have to do and excepting that I can do it at the same time) I was now on my knees, falling to a bow, I rolled backwards in what I was told the next morning looked like a flowing yoga sequence...it felt like I was being birthed backwards (not entirely as a vision but in a deep undeniable knowing while it was happening)....and on the other side I was prostrated flat at the teachers' feet whom I love, Nyanamoli, the heir of the Dhamma, the lion that saved himself....I too can be a lion if I'm humble enough to follow his every advice...nothing but gratitude filled me or I should say flattened me....every individual
... keep reading on reddit โกDo your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
Theyโre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
Why
Itโs pronounced โNoel.โ
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
It was about a weak back.
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
Where ever you left it ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! ๐ Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
