A list of puns related to "Telarium"
I recently received a C64 Mini as a gift and I'm really enjoying it. However, when trying to run Perry Mason, I get the old Telarium game loader screen "Make sure that ONLY ONE Disk Drive, A Monitor or TV and NO other Peripherals are attached to the Computer..."
The game won't boot after that, presumably because it is detecting extraneous hardware at boot (my joystick? and who knows what else). Does anyone know of a good workaround for this? I'd really love to revisit this and other Telarium games.
Hey i wonder if anyone here can tell me if there is a german version of "Rendezvous with Rama (Telarium, 1984)"
Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
I'm interested in making an illustrated game in lines with the Polarware or Telarium games. I'm a bit of a noob when it comes to the Apple ][ and its software development ecosystem. I have done some experimental work in Inform and I believe that modern, lightweight v3 games can be played on an Apple ][. However, v3 games don't support graphics.
I'd *prefer* to use a modern development workflow (VSCode + Krita, or something). Is there an engine for making such things, or is it roll-your-own? The text parser can be simple verb-noun, as far as I'm concerned. I'm not particularly picky about those details and am content to work within whatever boundaries the platform/engine dictates. But I'm not sure what my options are, and Google is coming up a little empty (or being overrun by modern Apple search results).
EDIT: Perhaps what I'm hoping for is something like a modern version of The Quill
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
[Removed]
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
βBOOMβ?!
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