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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Puns

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Who's the most secretive Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?

Donatello

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👤︎ u/supra_elongata
📅︎ May 14 2021
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What did Mr T say to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when they asked who his new girlfriend is?

It's April fools!

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👤︎ u/TheAzrael2013
📅︎ May 17 2021
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What would the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles call Master Splinter if they had become brake specialists instead of ninjas?

Master Cylinder

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👤︎ u/Fubarfrank
📅︎ Apr 15 2018
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Waiting on line for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

A bit of a reverse-dad joke, my brother and dad were talking about the actors in the movie. My dad was lamenting Megan Fox being April, and said "I don't see how anyone could like that lizard face of hers."

My brother shrugged and calmly responded, "It gives some guys a boners, others get e-reptile dysfunction."

The guy on line behind us started laughing uncontrollably.

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👤︎ u/_depression
📅︎ Aug 10 2014
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I'm an asexual ninja, you'll never see me coming.
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👤︎ u/AlexWtremble
📅︎ Aug 02 2022
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What's green and yellow and full of pizza??

Teenage mutant ninja turtle

(An original joke, I came up with so please be kind)

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👤︎ u/CzarcasmRules
📅︎ Sep 29 2021
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