My wife asked me, β€œWhy don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?” So I took her to dinner and a movie...

Then dropped her off at her parents’ house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808gecko808
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2021
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Why do teenagers love meat so much?

Because meat is Protein...I...I should go

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πŸ‘€︎ u/irieball
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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I dad joked a room of 200 teenagers...

My job involves me giving presentations to large groups of teenagers. Today, I was telling them about different workshops we have on offer, including African drumming and DJ workshops.

So I said - 'I'd love to tell you a bit more about the DJ workshops, but I'd barely scratch the surface.'

Ever seen 200 teenagers groan and roll their eyes? Glorious :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/London_Pride
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2017
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Mother: What shall we name him?

Disclaimer, I am a mom, not a dad and my teenager gave me a dirty look when I told her this joke which I was very pleased to think up.


[Scene: Hospital Delivery Room.

Father holding his bundled newborn.

Mother of the child looking on lovingly from hospital bed.]


Mother: What shall we name him?

Father: His name is Mike.

(drops baby)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StcStasi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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