Ted Dicks Puns

A list of puns related to "Ted Dicks"

My friend Ted asked me why my brother still smokes cigarettes. I told him that he was addicted.

Ted responds, “I know he’s a dick but that doesn’t change the fact that they’re bad for him”

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👤︎ u/Control_Zee
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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I was telling my friend Ted about a drug dependent acquaintance, who always comes off as rude. I told my friend:

“He is a dick, Ted.”

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👤︎ u/Inkuu
📅︎ Sep 25 2017
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